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Marilyn with accessories

Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Edition Review: Sexmas Day 2

Merry Sexmas, everyone! Sexmas is the time of year between Thanksgiving and New Year’s where I post a bunch of sex toy reviews and try to catch up on my backlog before the end of the year. It’s a great time to celebrate all things sex toys, whether you’re buying them for yourself or someone… Read more Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Edition Review: Sexmas Day 2

Joi in hand

Sexmas Day 1: Honey Play Box Joi Review

It’s the first day of Sexmas! This annual holiday sex toy review-fest is now several years in the making, and I’m starting a bit early this year with Thanksgiving rather than waiting until December. For this first review, I’m taking a look at the Honey Play Box Joi. The Joi is a J-shaped toy combining… Read more Sexmas Day 1: Honey Play Box Joi Review

Honeypot lube box

Honeypot CBD Lube Review: Dicksmas Day Three

It’s the third day of Dicksmas, the holiday sex toy review fest that obeys no rules of the calendar! Today, I’m sharing my Honeypot CBD Lube review. This was a unique product that was a lot of fun to review, and one I think many of my readers will enjoy. I’m posting on Christmas day,… Read more Honeypot CBD Lube Review: Dicksmas Day Three

Turbo baller out of the box

Turbo Baller Review: Dicksmas Day Two

This is a sponsored post. It’s the second day of Dicksmas 2021, and today’s the day I share with you my Turbo Baller review. The FemmeFunn Turbo Baller is a remote-control-operated vibrating dildo with 360-degree movement. This means the top third of the toy moves in a circle. It doesn’t spin on its axis like… Read more Turbo Baller Review: Dicksmas Day Two

We-Vibe Melt Box

Blue Dicksmas: We-Vibe Melt in Blue (Dicksmas Day One)

Welcome again to the Days of Dicksmas! This is a December-focused review roundup where I catch up on product reviews and add some festive cheer to your month by talking about sex toys. Dicksmas obeys no rules: there might be any number of Days of Dicksmas and they might go all the way into mid-January… Read more Blue Dicksmas: We-Vibe Melt in Blue (Dicksmas Day One)

Curvy 1+ from the front, with a shot of the buttons

Curvy and Satisfying: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ Review for Sexmas Day 6

It’s Christmas Eve Day, and this year, that’s Sexmas Day 6 and a Satisfyer Curvy 1+ review. I wanted to share this review with you all today because I love the Satisfyer Curvy 1+ and we all deserve great orgasms for the holidays (and always). Background Info Satisfyer makes the clit sucker that got me… Read more Curvy and Satisfying: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ Review for Sexmas Day 6

Sundaze from front

Lazy Sundaze: Fun Factory Sundaze Review for Sexmas Day 5

Who doesn’t love a lazy Sunday morning? While Sunday night brings with it all the pressure of an imminent return to work for many of us, including me, the indulgent coziness of a Sunday morning is a beautiful thing. My Fun Factory Sundaze review looks at a vibrator that is more than a vibrator. The… Read more Lazy Sundaze: Fun Factory Sundaze Review for Sexmas Day 5

We-vibe jive in hand

Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4

Several of my reviews for Sexmas so far this year have been musically-titled. I know “Jump, Jive, an’ Wail” from the Brian Setzer Orchestra, but that’s apparently just one of many covers. The original was by Louis Prima in 1956. But we’re not here for music! We’re here for my We-Vibe Jive Review. It’s Day… Read more Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4

Hedgehog from the side

Gotta Go Fast: Sohimi Hedgehog Clit Sucker Review for Sexmas Day 3

This is a sponsored post. Clit suckers are one of the latest types of sex toys, and this cute hedgehog from Sohimi capitalizes on that trend. My Sohimi hedgehog clit sucker review is generally positive — there are a few design flaws, and a bit of “meh,” but overall, this is an inexpensive product that… Read more Gotta Go Fast: Sohimi Hedgehog Clit Sucker Review for Sexmas Day 3