Hi folks! I’m back with another review in honor of National Masturbation Month. I’m calling this my “day two” review because it’s my second review, but we all know it’s not May 2nd, right? Try not to think about it too deeply. I’m here with another review from Funzze, which is a company offering a wide assortment of interesting sex toys. I like that with Funzze, I can always find something to try which is different from other products I’ve tried before. Today, I’m reviewing the Inflatable Vibrator, which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. The head of the Inflatable Vibrator inflates at the touch of a button, accompanying a decently strong vibrator to make an interesting toy.
First Impressions
This toy from Funzze came in a simple cardboard box with the Funzze branding label wrapped around it.
Simple and straightforward.
Inside is the toy along with a storage bag, instructions, and charging cable.
I like that the Funzze toys always have their gold branded bags. It’s a nice touch.
Okay, here’s the Inflatable Vibrator itself from some different angles.
The third pic shows the charging connection. The last pic there shows the buttons. One powers the toy on and off, one turns the vibrator on and cycles through the vibration intensities/patterns, and the other button starts the inflation cycle.
Here’s the head of the Inflatable Vibrator, which is the part that actually inflates.
The head doesn’t inflate and stay inflated, though. It cycles. Inflate, pause, then deflate. Repeat. There are different patterns for the inflation, which control both the size of the inflation and the speed at which it inflates and deflates, but it always deflates.
This was a surprise to me, as I thought it would be more of a pump system where the toy inflated and stayed inflated for added girth. Instead, the stimulation comes from the inflation itself, the sudden pressure and then release.
So let’s talk about that in action.
In Use
I was pretty stoked by the vibrator in this toy. It was rumblier than I expected. I’ve had a run of a lot of buzzy vibes lately, always somewhat of a disappointment. But the Inflatable Vibrator had a good intensity. That’s essential for an internal vibrator. You can get away with some buzzy clit vibes and just crank the damn thing up into shock and awe territory, but if you’re expecting those vibes to stimulate the g-spot, they’ve gotta travel.
The design of the toy is pretty nice, with the wide open loop handle. More and more companies are designing insertables like this and I’m a big fan. The open loop is easy to hold and orient. The button design made it pretty simple for me to find the buttons I was looking for in use.
The inflation/deflation wasn’t the “oh wow girth” I’d been hoping for from this toy. Even when I figured out which pattern got the biggest inflation, it didn’t stay that way long enough for me to really enjoy it. While the toy is almost long enough to reach my a-spot, that area behind my cervix, I don’t have a lot of nerve endings there to feel the fullness. Instead, I found the most success using this toy with shallower penetration so the inflating head pressed the vibrations against my g-spot.
I liked using this toy in conjunction with other types of stimulation. It wasn’t enough to get me off on its own, but that’s fine: I generally need clit stimulation. But even though I didn’t get a “wowza” sensation from an inflatable that expanded and stayed that way, I did enjoy the sensation of movement from the inflating/deflating cycle.
Kudos and Caveats
Kudos for an interesting type of sex toy. I wanted to try the Inflating Vibrator because I hadn’t tried one before. Even though it wasn’t quite what I expected, it was still neat, and I liked the sensation. I think my readers who enjoy the sensation of fullness and movement will also enjoy this.
Caveat: I must reiterate that this isn’t the kind of inflatable toy where you can inflate it to a larger size and then keep it there. The inflated head will always deflate immediately.
Kudos for a strong vibrator motor, which when accompanied by the inflation provides a pleasurable dual sensation.
Caveat: while splashproof, the Inflatable Vibrator is not waterproof. The inflation action involves taking on and releasing air, and it can’t do that underwater. Be mindful of this for your own purchase.
Additional caveat: this toy is not anal safe, as it does not have a flared base.
Kudos for easy-to-use buttons and a loop handle that’s pleasant to hold.
Kudos for a storage bag! Thanks, Funzze. Toys should always have storage bags.
Kudos for the price point. At $40, this is a reasonably priced toy for most curious customers.
Final Thoughts
This toy was a surprise, and I do like it. I enjoyed the novelty of the inflation sensation. I also enjoy the fact that that rhymes. It’s unique enough to offer me something different, and as a person who tries as many sex toys as I do, that’s saying something. If you want to try the Inflatable Vibrator for yourself, you can get one directly from Funzze. Happy Masturbation Month!
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