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Comes in Threes: The Birth of a Polyamorous Erotic Romance Series

Guys, gals, nonbinary pals, I am thrilled to finally announce the publication of my next series! The Comes in Threes series presents three polyamorous love stories set in the fictional small-town setting of Mapleton, Massachusetts. Book 1, Three-Way Split, releases on August 20, 2018. Book 2, Three’s the Charm, releases on November 19, 2018. Book 3,… Read more Comes in Threes: The Birth of a Polyamorous Erotic Romance Series

Come and Play 2-3, Episode 29: The Marvel Fuckvaluation

Episode Summary After the Infinity War discourse on Episode 28, we needed to spend some time discussing who in the Marvel universe would be good in bed. Includes some ranking, hypotheses about characters’ engagement and skill, logistics of fucking Mjolnir, and thoughtful analysis of why fucking Groot is okay but fucking Rocket is creepy. Then… Read more Come and Play 2-3, Episode 29: The Marvel Fuckvaluation

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review: Close, But Not Quite

All right, I finally present to you my Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit review. Satisfyer sent me this toy in exchange for an honest review. I wanted so badly to love this and everything that Satisfyer makes, but unfortunately, this is not a win for me. I like Satisfyer’s suction. I like g-spot stimulation. So where… Read more Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review: Close, But Not Quite

Come and Play 2-2, Episode 28: The Late, Great Infinity War Discourse

Episode Summary This episode is solely devoted to Infinity War discussion. That’s right, we might be a bit late to the party, but at least we’ve given everyone a chance to see it in theaters. This episode is filled with spoilers for Avengers: Infinity War. We discuss our thoughts on the ending and what’s going… Read more Come and Play 2-2, Episode 28: The Late, Great Infinity War Discourse

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Fun Factory Volta Review: Charged Up Love

I am so excited to be finally writing this Fun Factory Volta review, because this toy is one of my favorite toys of the year. I had low expectations and was, instead, completely dazzled by this surprise hit. This post contains affiliate links, the use of which helps support this blog.  The Backstory When Fun… Read more Fun Factory Volta Review: Charged Up Love

Come and Play 2-1, Episode 27: Keep Your Daddy-Dick Away From Me

Episode Summary It’s the first episode of Come and Play’s second season! Kysmet is now a co-host of the podcast, which is exciting for all involved. We talk about the struggles for creative production and sustaining ourselves when the creative well runs dry. We also discuss the difference between self-care and “little” behavior. There’s also… Read more Come and Play 2-1, Episode 27: Keep Your Daddy-Dick Away From Me

Adrien Lastic Caress Review: The Tenth Day of Dicksmas

I know it’s the middle of January, but Dicksmas is still going strong. I have twelve days to get through, people! I’m not going to abandon you before that. So, for the tenth day of Dicksmas, I have an Adrien Lastic Caress review. If you have no idea what that is, stick around. This vibe,… Read more Adrien Lastic Caress Review: The Tenth Day of Dicksmas

Indigo Foxtail Review: The Ninth Day of Dicksmas

Happy New Year, folks! I’m writing this Indigo Foxtail Review for the ninth day of Dicksmas, and the first Dicksmas post of the new year. I’m still in the Dicksmas spirit, and I hope you are, too. Spank Academy’s Indigo Foxtail is way more fun than I expected, and I was expecting fun. Background Info… Read more Indigo Foxtail Review: The Ninth Day of Dicksmas