Damn, that’s a long title for a blog post. Christmas may be over, and the new year may be behind us, but Dicksmas continues. That’s right; Dicksmas does not obey any of the natural calendar rules. So for this, the seventh day of Dicksmas, I’m presenting my Paloqueth BDSM Kit Review. Background Info Paloqueth is… Read more The Seventh Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth BDSM Kit Review
And now for something completely different. It’s Christmas today, a day for food and family. It’s also the sixth day of Dicksmas, because Dicksmas does not follow the rules of any calendar. For this, Christmas day, the sixth day of Dicksmas, I wanted to review a not-dick: the Omigo Bidet. My Omigo Bidet review has… Read more The Sixth Day of Dicksmas: Omigo Bidet
On the Fifth Day of Dicksmas, Luvoqa sent my way…a porcelain dildo for some play! This Désirables Dalia review is a first for the blog: a dildo made of porcelain instead of silicone, steel, glass, plastic, or anything else. The Dalia is a gorgeous toy that’s more art than toy, but it’s still built with… Read more The Fifth Day of Dicksmas: Désirables Dalia Review
Dicksmas is a little unusual this year, folks. You may have noticed that Day 1 was a kegel strengthener, not a sex toy. Well, it’s Day 4, and I’m not reviewing a sex toy today, either! Today it’s a UVee review, where I talk about the UVee Home Play sanitizing system. It may not get… Read more The Fourth Day of Dicksmas: UVee Review
Two Paloqueth reviews back to back? That’s right, folks! On the third day of Dicksmas, I’m writing a Paloqueth Dolphin review. I am a fan of this interesting little wearable vibrator, the same way I was a fan of the g-spot rabbit. The Dolphin is an effective toy with a few basic limitations. In my… Read more The Third Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth Dolphin Review
It’s the second day of Dicksmas, and this Paloqueth Rabbit Review is way better than two turtledoves. If you like vibrators, and you like saving money, you’re going to want this product. The Paloqueth Rabbit surpassed all my expectations and is my new must-recommend budget vibrator. Background Info I get a lot of requests to… Read more The Second Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth Rabbit Review
Welcome to the first day of the second annual Days of Dicksmas! In this blog series, I will review a bunch of products, generally sex toy and sex toy related. They won’t all be dicks, but the name “Dicksmas” works, so I’m sticking with it. For the first day of Dicksmas, I’m reviewing a product… Read more The First Day of Dicksmas: kGoal Review
This Stronic Surf review is the latest in a long line of Fun Factory pulsator reviews, but that doesn’t mean it’s business as usual. The Stronic Surf is a great pulsator that’s got several design features I enjoy, making it – for me – my favorite pulsator so far. It’s got the right mix of… Read more The Goldilocks of Pulsators? Stronic Surf Review
This Pride dildo review encapsulates one truth that I’ve found over and over in my years (years!) of sex toy reviewing: a toy doesn’t have to be the most unique, or the fanciest, to do a pretty damn good job. I reference “the Pride dildo review” in the title of this piece, as if there… Read more Classically Awesome: The Pride Dildo Review
I’ve written several reviews of Satisfyer’s newest line of products, including the Pro G-Spot Rabbit and the Pro 4 Couples. Despite my loud and undying love of the Pro Penguin, the new line has left me underwhelmed. Well, I’m pleased to announce that this has changed. My Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration review is filled with… Read more Suck and Shake: A Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Review