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Honey Play Box Empress Review: Summer Sensations 12

It’s the last days of summer, at least meteorologically speaking, and I’m happy to round out the Summer Sensations to an even dozen toys with this incredible final wild card. The Honey Play Box Empress is a multifunction adventure with sucking, licking, and vibrating features and the complexity to boot. We’ve gotta dive in here.… Read more Honey Play Box Empress Review: Summer Sensations 12

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Romp Shine X Review: Summer Sensations 10

Back so soon? Of course! It’s still summer sensations, and I’m getting all the pleasure I can out of the last days of this season. Today, that means a Romp Shine X review. Known for quality sex toys at budget-friendly prices, Romp is a company name that everyone should know. I’m happy to finally get… Read more Romp Shine X Review: Summer Sensations 10

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Funzze Glow in the Dark Glass Dildo Review: Summer Sensations 9

I love toys with attention to aesthetics. This Funzze Glass Dildo is a beautiful product that works well as both an art piece and a dildo. I’m happy to be reviewing it for my ninth product in the Summer Sensations collection. First Impressions Funzze doesn’t do elaborate packaging, and so like their other toys, this… Read more Funzze Glow in the Dark Glass Dildo Review: Summer Sensations 9

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Lovense Lush 3 Review: Summer Sensations 8

We’re well into August now, and while summer may be drawing to a close, I’ve got a bunch of Summer Sensations sex toys to squeeze into this month before we roll into fall. Today I’m reviewing the Lovense Lush 3, a wearable egg-style g-spot vibrator with a rumbly motor and some of the best Bluetooth… Read more Lovense Lush 3 Review: Summer Sensations 8

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Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: Summer Sensations 7

I’ve been away for a little while, team, but I’m back on the blog now with another hot toy for Summer Sensations. My Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro review looks at a multipurpose toy from one of my favorite companies. This double ended dildo boasts a strong rumbly vibrator and a clever, wearable design. Although… Read more Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: Summer Sensations 7

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Funzze Rotating Rabbit Vibrator Review: Summer Sensations 5

I have a lot of feelings about the future of our government on this 4th of July, to the point where it’s hard to think about something like sex toys. But at the same time, I think the mundane pleasures of our existence are part of what keep us going through tough stretches. Small delights?… Read more Funzze Rotating Rabbit Vibrator Review: Summer Sensations 5

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Lovense Dolce Review: Summer Sensations 4

June is drawing to a close, and my Lovense Dolce review shows just how sweet summer can be! Yes, i’s summer sensations, and I’m making a pun on the product name “Dolce.” You know I’m all about that pun life. The Lovense Dolce is a wearable app-controlled vibrator that provides both clitoral and g-spot stimulation.… Read more Lovense Dolce Review: Summer Sensations 4

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Nothosaur Sunday Review: Summer Sensations 3

It’s summer vacation, and there’s no better time for indulgence. Well, I actually think anytime is the right time for indulgence, but vacation is especially decadent. Today I’m reviewing the Sunday from Nothosaur, a cone-shaped tentacle dildo perfect for lazy Sunday mornings and anytime you want to be reamed by an alien monster. The Sunday‘s… Read more Nothosaur Sunday Review: Summer Sensations 3