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Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: Summer Sensations 7

I’ve been away for a little while, team, but I’m back on the blog now with another hot toy for Summer Sensations. My Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro review looks at a multipurpose toy from one of my favorite companies. This double ended dildo boasts a strong rumbly vibrator and a clever, wearable design. Although… Read more Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: Summer Sensations 7

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Funzze Rotating Rabbit Vibrator Review: Summer Sensations 5

I have a lot of feelings about the future of our government on this 4th of July, to the point where it’s hard to think about something like sex toys. But at the same time, I think the mundane pleasures of our existence are part of what keep us going through tough stretches. Small delights?… Read more Funzze Rotating Rabbit Vibrator Review: Summer Sensations 5

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Lovense Dolce Review: Summer Sensations 4

June is drawing to a close, and my Lovense Dolce review shows just how sweet summer can be! Yes, i’s summer sensations, and I’m making a pun on the product name “Dolce.” You know I’m all about that pun life. The Lovense Dolce is a wearable app-controlled vibrator that provides both clitoral and g-spot stimulation.… Read more Lovense Dolce Review: Summer Sensations 4

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Nothosaur Sunday Review: Summer Sensations 3

It’s summer vacation, and there’s no better time for indulgence. Well, I actually think anytime is the right time for indulgence, but vacation is especially decadent. Today I’m reviewing the Sunday from Nothosaur, a cone-shaped tentacle dildo perfect for lazy Sunday mornings and anytime you want to be reamed by an alien monster. The Sunday‘s… Read more Nothosaur Sunday Review: Summer Sensations 3

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Honey Play Box Bite Me Review: Summer Sensations 2

Sometimes, I’m blessed with a toy that’s not only effective, but super cute. I’ve reviewed some aesthetically delightful toys lately and I have another that feels perfect for Summer Sensations number 2: Bite Me by Honey Play Box. My review of the Honey Play Box Bite Me celebrates not only its fabulous style, but also… Read more Honey Play Box Bite Me Review: Summer Sensations 2

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Rose Pro 3 Tongue Vibrator Review: Summer Sensations 1

National Masturbation Month may be over, but now it’s June, and June means Pride Month! It’s unofficially summer — spiritually summer, if you will — so I’m moving into a new themed seasonal review collection: Summer Sensations. The weather’s hot and the toys are hotter. For my first post of June, I’m reviewing the Rose… Read more Rose Pro 3 Tongue Vibrator Review: Summer Sensations 1

Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Review: Masturbation Month Day Five

I haven’t written a review for a Hot Octopuss product in a while, so I’m really happy to be on the blog today with their latest product! Hot Octopuss is a company I enthusiastically support, as they’re always working to build accessibility into their sex toys. The Pulse Queen is a wand with oscillating technology.… Read more Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Review: Masturbation Month Day Five

Mushroom with instructions and cable

Mushroom Sucking Vibrator Review: Masturbation Month Day Four

It’s my 300th post on this blog! It’s also still National Masturbation Month! What a perfect day to review the Mushroom Sucking Vibrator from Inyarose. This toy offers two different types of stimulation and manages to look cute as hell while doing it. First Impressions The Mushroom comes in a white box with the toy’s… Read more Mushroom Sucking Vibrator Review: Masturbation Month Day Four

Nora with bag and cable and instructions

Lovense Nora Review: Masturbation Month Day Three

Hi folks! It is National Masturbation Month, and I’m doing a bunch of review to celebrate. Today, on Day Three (which is not May 3rd), I am reviewing the Lovense Nora. I’m so excited to be reviewing for Lovense! They are the big name in remote-controlled vibrator technology. I was an IndieGogo supporter of the… Read more Lovense Nora Review: Masturbation Month Day Three