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Bloomi Massage Review: Vibes In Bloom

I’m pleased to see that vibrators are becoming easier to access. I’m on the blog today writing a review of the Bloomi Massage, a handheld external clitoral and body vibrator now being stocked at Target! Of course, many folks in the new puritanical movement are clutching their pearls about it, but I’m thrilled. Not like… Read more Bloomi Massage Review: Vibes In Bloom

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Lelo Sona 2 Travel Review: Come on the Go

My summer vacation is nearing its end, but that doesn’t mean thoughts of travel are far from my mind…or Lelo’s, for that matter. The Sona 2 Travel is a new variant of the popular Sona line from Lelo. This clitoral stimulator packs Lelo’s powerful sonic technology into a smaller package, perfect for coming on the… Read more Lelo Sona 2 Travel Review: Come on the Go

Dual stimulator from the side

YoYoLemon Dual Stimulator Review: Twice As Nice

This is a sponsored post. I’m excited to partner with YoYoLemon to review a few products over the coming weeks, and today’s review is the G-Spot and Clitoral Dual Stimulator. This cute and effective rabbit-style vibrator has a flexible internal arm and an external stimulator that looks like a little butterfly. Let’s take a look.… Read more YoYoLemon Dual Stimulator Review: Twice As Nice

Flower in hand

Immortal Flower 3 Review: Double-ended this time

This is a sponsored post. The internet has no shortage of rose toys right now. This rose toy review is about a detachable suction rose toy with two usable ends: one end for suction and one for vibration. The online page at Ootyemo just calls it “Rose Toy with Detachable Suction,” but the box calls… Read more Immortal Flower 3 Review: Double-ended this time

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Hippogriff Dildo Review: Hung Like A Horse

I think you folks are going to see through me if I start one more review with the phrase, “I don’t normally like big dildos, but…” In truth, this Hippogriff Dildo review is another review of a dildo that’s bigger than what I’d choose in general, and which I definitely, definitely loved. Even though I… Read more Hippogriff Dildo Review: Hung Like A Horse

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Beauty Blender Vibrator Review: A Blend of Features

I’m always interested in trying a toy with an interesting aesthetic, as you can tell if you spend any time on this blog. I was excited to try the Beauty Blender Vibrator from Funzze, which looks like a makeup application sponge but actually is (gasp) a sex toy. While the functionality falls short of my… Read more Beauty Blender Vibrator Review: A Blend of Features

Rose toy from side

French Kiss Review: The Right Amount of Tongue

This is a sponsored post. Sometimes the toys that are the strangest to look at end up being some of the most memorable. The French Kiss, also know as the Tongue Couple Massage Rose Toy, is an external stimulator/vibrator that looks a little silly and works wonderfully. It’s also a reminder not to judge a… Read more French Kiss Review: The Right Amount of Tongue

Pink Punch sunset mushroom in case

Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom Review: Pleased as Punch

This is a sponsored post. In the world of sex toy reviewing, like in most arenas, substance matters more than style. And yet sometimes the style is so delightful that it has to be mentioned alongside substance, bearing equal weight. This review of the Sunset Mushroom from Pink Punch celebrates a vibrator that may not… Read more Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom Review: Pleased as Punch

Vim in hand

Fun Factory Vim Review: A Wand With Vim and Vigor

Fun Factory, you have my heart forever, and this Vim review is a great example of why. The Vim massager wand is a brand new product from Fun Factory, a wand that manages to somehow be both cordless and powerful, rumbly and nearly silent. It’s a beacon of sunshine that has earned a special place… Read more Fun Factory Vim Review: A Wand With Vim and Vigor