On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent to meeeeeeee…. A Satisfyer Pro 2 ! Wait, that doesn’t rhyme. On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent for review…. A Satisfyer Pro 2! That one rhymes, even if I have to stretch the scansion a bit. Y’all, I can’t make this fit the song. I’m… Read more Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas
It is the First Day of Dicksmas! I have a backlog of product reviews, and so I decided that I will catch up this month. So, as a result of trying to catch up on all my reviews, Dicksmas was born! I am going to try and get all twelve days of Dicksmas, even though… Read more Satisfyer Pro Penguin Review: 1st Day of Dicksmas
I have wanted to do a We-Vibe Tango review for a long time. I’ve heard about the Tango for what feels like years now. Everyone seems to love it. Recently, We-Vibe sent me a Tango in exchange for this honest review, and I’m happy to have finally laid hands on this legendary sex toy. Note:… Read more We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango
For this Tantus Echo Super Soft review, I want to talk about how delightful it can be to have nothing super crazy going on. This is a straightforward, lovely dildo, and I’m happy to be writing about it. This will be two dildo reviews in a row, people. I am going to need to switch… Read more Tantus Echo Super Soft Review: The Echo Bears Repeating!
My Fun Factory Bouncer review is mostly full of praise, because I love so much about this dildo. I had been coming off a couple of “meh” reviews from Fun Factory, and I was feeling bad about it, because I like so many of their toys! I really enjoyed the Stronic Eins and the Bi… Read more Fun Factory Bouncer Review: I’m Bouncing With Happiness
My Mystery Vibe Crescendo Review is a little mix of everything, which is fitting, because the Crescendo is a little mix of everything as well. When the people at Luvoqa contacted me about reviewing the Crescendo, I was intrigued and said yes immediately. The actual toy has been a mixed bag, but overall, I’m a… Read more Mystery Vibe Crescendo Review
Sometimes, vibrators are amazing triumphs of engineering perfectly aligned to my needs, and I love them for those reasons. And sometimes, vibrators are cute and moderately successful, and while they’re not earth-shattering or unique, they’re pretty good. The Whale vibrator from IMToy‘s Zoo line falls into the latter category. While it’s not perfect, it has… Read more IMToy Zoo Whale Review: Whale, It’s Not Bad!
My History with We-Vibe When Luvoqa invited me to write this We-Vibe Wish review, I flashed back to my first encounter with We-Vibe. About nine years ago, I was browsing my local sex shop and saw a new product. Just called the We-Vibe, it was the toy that would evolve into the We-Vibe Sync. Intended to be… Read more We-Vibe Wish Review: A Love Letter
Happy Masturbation Month, folks! It’s that time of year again, when folks like me talk about self-love and the Twittersphere is rife with the #MasturbationMonth hashtag. My pinned tweet gets a fair amount of reblogging this month. Some gif advice for #MasturbationMonth : this is not how to deal with a clitoris. pic.twitter.com/YOWHHx7M56 — Elia… Read more Fun Factory Delight Review: If Only It Was a Delight
I’m excited to write this Tantus Cush O2 Review because it is groundbreaking territory for me in several ways. It’s a toy I totally changed my mind about, it’s setting some records in the drawer, and it got me off in a way I’ve never gotten off before. Let’s begin, shall we? My Cush Origin… Read more Tantus Cush O2 Review: It’s Not a Thermos, But Wow