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Lelo Soraya Beads Review: Expanding Boundaries

Hi folks! I’m on the blog today reviewing the Lelo Soraya Beads, an anal beads massager. I’m getting tripped up as to whether this is a singular or plural noun. Like, why is it a pair of underwear, but only one bra?? I think it’s both. These are the Lelo Soraya Beads, and they are… Read more Lelo Soraya Beads Review: Expanding Boundaries

All you see here! Magic wand with three accessories, charging cable, satin bag, and instructions

Tracy’s Dog Magic Vibrating Wand Review: Magic Plus Accessories

Wand vibrators are one of the most famous forms of sex toys. Masquerading as a back massager, or doing legit double duty as one, wand vibrators from various companies have been a stealth sex toy since the 70s. I’m on the blog today reviewing the Tracy’s Dog Magic Vibrating Wand, a wand vibrator with a… Read more Tracy’s Dog Magic Vibrating Wand Review: Magic Plus Accessories

Zerger from front

Nothosaur Zerger Ovipositor Review: Laying Eggs For Science

It’s my birthday on Monday, and I can’t think of any better way to celebrate than reviewing an ovipositor, or egg-laying dildo, for my wonderful readership. I’m thrilled to be partnering with Nothosaur, a toy company specializing in the fantasy realm. When Nothosaur contacted me, I was happy to collaborate on this long-awaited product review.… Read more Nothosaur Zerger Ovipositor Review: Laying Eggs For Science

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Loviss Dewdrop Vibrator Necklace Review: Pleasure Decor

Innovative and unique sex toys are my jam, so I’m happy to review the Loviss Dewdrop Vibrator Necklace. This playful, lovely vibrator doubles as jewelry if you’re daring, and it offers an aesthetically-crafted celebration of pleasure at your fingertips. While I have some quibbles about the vibrator itself, the overall product is tongue-in-cheek fun. First… Read more Loviss Dewdrop Vibrator Necklace Review: Pleasure Decor

Link flexible handcuffs folded in half, resting on the storage bag

Bloomi Link Flexible Handcuffs Review

I’m happy to be on the blog today reviewing the Bloomi Link Flexible Handcuffs. I’ve become more and more of a Bloomi fan since I started reviewing for them. With high-quality sex products at intro-level price points, plus an in-store presence in mainstream shops like Target, Bloomi is making sex toys more accessible. And I’m… Read more Bloomi Link Flexible Handcuffs Review

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Womanizer Next Review: Thank You, Next

I’ve been a fan of the Womanizer pressure wave toys, aka the clit suckers, since the first I ever tried. I’m thrilled to be on the blog today reviewing their latest improvement on the Premium line, the Womanizer Next. Building on many excellent design choices in previous iterations, the Next has a few special features… Read more Womanizer Next Review: Thank You, Next

Tango X from back

Five Sex Toys To Get You Through The Holidays

I love the holidays, but it’s also a stressful time of year for many of us. Between family visits and the litany of public gift-giving, large meals, travel, and expenses, this isn’t always a time of unquestionable joy. Plus, your body and society are sending you conflicting messages: society wants you to consume, to engage,… Read more Five Sex Toys To Get You Through The Holidays

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Silc Touch Ergonomic Handle Review: Sexmas Day 1

It’s Day 1 of Sexmas, folks! Sexmas begins on Thanksgiving and runs until the end of the calendar year, or thereabouts. It’s when I catch up on my reviews before year’s end, and it’s probably when you’re shopping for some gifts for yourself or loved ones. Now, the food has been eaten, right down to… Read more Silc Touch Ergonomic Handle Review: Sexmas Day 1

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YoYoLemon Vibrating Licking Pump Review: Arcane Magic

This is a sponsored post. I’m here on the blog today with my review of a vibrating licking pump from YoYoLemon. It’s a bit bold to label a sex toy as arcane magic, but here we are, and I will explain in time. Never fear, dear readers: we’re going to jump right into the action.… Read more YoYoLemon Vibrating Licking Pump Review: Arcane Magic