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We-Vibe Melt Box

Blue Dicksmas: We-Vibe Melt in Blue (Dicksmas Day One)

Welcome again to the Days of Dicksmas! This is a December-focused review roundup where I catch up on product reviews and add some festive cheer to your month by talking about sex toys. Dicksmas obeys no rules: there might be any number of Days of Dicksmas and they might go all the way into mid-January… Read more Blue Dicksmas: We-Vibe Melt in Blue (Dicksmas Day One)

Tango X box with image of toy

Improving On Greatness: We-Vibe Tango X Review

There are a few toys which rise to the top of nearly every reviewer’s recommendation list. The We-Vibe Tango has long been one of those toys. With its slender size, simple design, and mind-blowing rumbly strength, the Tango is a near-perfect vibrator. My own review celebrates its greatness. With the We-Vibe Tango X, WowTech has… Read more Improving On Greatness: We-Vibe Tango X Review

We-vibe jive in hand

Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4

Several of my reviews for Sexmas so far this year have been musically-titled. I know “Jump, Jive, an’ Wail” from the Brian Setzer Orchestra, but that’s apparently just one of many covers. The original was by Louis Prima in 1956. But we’re not here for music! We’re here for my We-Vibe Jive Review. It’s Day… Read more Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4

wevibe touch from the front

Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a We-Vibe Touch Review: Sexmas Day 2

There’s a new version of this toy! Check out my review of the We-Vibe Touch X. My We-Vibe Touch Review has nothing to do with the Rocky Horror Picture Show, except that I love the Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a song and thought it would be perfect for the title of this post. Do you know I’ve… Read more Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a We-Vibe Touch Review: Sexmas Day 2

Premium in hand, nozzle facing camera

Premium Pleasure: Womanizer Premium Review

Every so often, I review a sex toy that’s so good, I can’t imagine living without it. That is the Womanizer Premium, and this Womanizer Premium Review is a celebration of all of its amazingness. I was going to call this post “Holy shit,” but I wasn’t sure how that might fuck my SEO. Let’s… Read more Premium Pleasure: Womanizer Premium Review

Chorus in hand

Worth Singing About: The We-Vibe Chorus Review

This We-Vibe Chorus review is my latest of a whole lot of reviews for We-Vibe, since we go way back. The We-Vibe original was my first expensive sex toy purchase, and while I generally don’t use these toys with a partner (despite their billing as a couples’ toy), I keep coming back to them for… Read more Worth Singing About: The We-Vibe Chorus Review

melt from underside, showing opening

I’ll Stop The World: We-Vibe Melt Review

Why yes, I did throw in a Modern English reference for the title of this post, and I will not apologize for it! This We-Vibe Melt review celebrates another pressure-wave device, which are among the most valued toys in my extensive toy arsenal right now. Unlike the Womanizer or Satisfyer brands, however, the We-Vibe Melt… Read more I’ll Stop The World: We-Vibe Melt Review