Welcome again to the Days of Dicksmas! This is a December-focused review roundup where I catch up on product reviews and add some festive cheer to your month by talking about sex toys. Dicksmas obeys no rules: there might be any number of Days of Dicksmas and they might go all the way into mid-January… Read more Blue Dicksmas: We-Vibe Melt in Blue (Dicksmas Day One)
Recently, I reviewed the We-Vibe Touch, and found it a good vibrator all around. Well, much as they did with the Tango X, We-Vibe has released the Touch X, and it has some great improvements on an already quality vibrator. This Touch X Review looks at how it compares to the original and how it… Read more A Better Touch: Touch X Review
There are a few toys which rise to the top of nearly every reviewer’s recommendation list. The We-Vibe Tango has long been one of those toys. With its slender size, simple design, and mind-blowing rumbly strength, the Tango is a near-perfect vibrator. My own review celebrates its greatness. With the We-Vibe Tango X, WowTech has… Read more Improving On Greatness: We-Vibe Tango X Review
Several of my reviews for Sexmas so far this year have been musically-titled. I know “Jump, Jive, an’ Wail” from the Brian Setzer Orchestra, but that’s apparently just one of many covers. The original was by Louis Prima in 1956. But we’re not here for music! We’re here for my We-Vibe Jive Review. It’s Day… Read more Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4
There’s a new version of this toy! Check out my review of the We-Vibe Touch X. My We-Vibe Touch Review has nothing to do with the Rocky Horror Picture Show, except that I love the Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a song and thought it would be perfect for the title of this post. Do you know I’ve… Read more Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a We-Vibe Touch Review: Sexmas Day 2
The We-Vibe Nova is a vibrator I had always wanted to try. Shortly after getting one sent to me for review, though, We-Vibe mentioned they were coming out with the Nova 2! I decided to wait and do a comparison review of the Nova and Nova 2. While most of this post is a We-Vibe… Read more The Novel Nova: We-Vibe Nova 2 Review
Every so often, I review a sex toy that’s so good, I can’t imagine living without it. That is the Womanizer Premium, and this Womanizer Premium Review is a celebration of all of its amazingness. I was going to call this post “Holy shit,” but I wasn’t sure how that might fuck my SEO. Let’s… Read more Premium Pleasure: Womanizer Premium Review
This We-Vibe Chorus review is my latest of a whole lot of reviews for We-Vibe, since we go way back. The We-Vibe original was my first expensive sex toy purchase, and while I generally don’t use these toys with a partner (despite their billing as a couples’ toy), I keep coming back to them for… Read more Worth Singing About: The We-Vibe Chorus Review
Why yes, I did throw in a Modern English reference for the title of this post, and I will not apologize for it! This We-Vibe Melt review celebrates another pressure-wave device, which are among the most valued toys in my extensive toy arsenal right now. Unlike the Womanizer or Satisfyer brands, however, the We-Vibe Melt… Read more I’ll Stop The World: We-Vibe Melt Review
Happy December! If you’ve been hanging around the blog for a while, you may know that December starts the Days of Dicksmas. During Dicksmas, which may be any number of days long, I review a bunch of products with the goal of getting through my review backlog. As a result, you get a bunch of… Read more What's the Vector, Victor? Dicksmas 2019