I was very excited to get the opportunity to review the Eggplant Vibrator from Funzze. While not shaped like an eggplant, this vibrator rocks the eggplant color while also sporting two motors and a flexible shape. While the vibrators themselves could be improved, reviewing this toy was a net positive. Plus, it gives me some… Read more Eggplant Vibrator Review: Not Just An Emoji
Folks, I’ve gotta tell you something. I’m absolutely furious about the OG Pro 2. I’m furious because I’m having some of the best orgasms of my whole damn life right now, multiple orgasms that go on forever and defy the laws of science and physics, and it’s because of a toy from a company with… Read more Tracy’s Dog OG Pro 2 Review: I’m Mad
This is a sponsored post. I’m always a fan of sex toys that aim to make the solo experience better. My Love Thrust review looks at the Love Thrust thrusting vibrator from Evolved Novelties. Also, the word “thrust” has already started to look weird three sentences into this review, so please have mercy on me… Read more Thrust Machine: Evolved Love Thrust Review
This is a sponsored post by HoneysSX. Some toys are clit suckers, and some are g-spot vibrators, and some are percussive vibrators, and some have warming capabilities or app control. This ZALO Queen G-Spot Vibrator review looks at a toy that attempts to do all of those things. It’s a menu of options fit for… Read more A Queen’s Menu: ZALO Queen Review
This is a sponsored post. Hi folks! While I frequently review fancy electronic vibrators and pulsators on this blog, I love a good dildo. I’m thrilled to be reviewing the Soma Twisted Glass Dildo from Prisms Erotic Glass. The Soma is a beautiful dildo with a delightful curve and decent girth, and it was a… Read more Get A Little Twisted: Soma Twisted Glass Dildo Review
This is a sponsored post. I’m always interested in trying new toys, especially if I hear about it from multiple sources. That’s why I was excited to try this Rose Licking Vibrator from Yoekey. With a combination of pleasant aesthetics and solid functionality, the Rose Licking Vibrator is an enjoyable sex toy that offers a… Read more Rose Licking Vibrator Review: All Flower, No Thorns
This post is sponsored by BigShocked. I am an unapologetic monsterfucker. Bring me your hentai, your tentacle porn, your animated monstrosities, and I will be Into It. So when BigShocked contacted me about reviewing one of their products, I was elated to have this opportunity. This is a company with a wide array of gorgeous… Read more Tentacles Everywhere: BigShocked Nomi Dildo Review
This post is sponsored by HoneysX. This Kistoy Polly Plus review looks at a toy that’s a vibrator and a clit sucker in one, sporting a pleasant aesthetic and a solid motor. I’m always in the market for new clit suckers, of course, but they have to live up to what I’ve come to expect… Read more That’s a Plus: Kistoy Polly Plus Review
This is a sponsored post. It’s been a little while since I reviewed any kink-specific products in here. If you’ve forgotten that part of my brand, welcome back! We’re getting kinky up in here with the O-Ring Gag from RoomFun. This o-ring gag review talks about a high-quality product that certainly isn’t for everyone, but… Read more O-Ring Gag Review: Open Your Mouth and Say…Nothing
This is a sponsored post. My Angel’s Wings review celebrates a toy that is a surprise hit of early 2021. This strangely-named toy combines pressure wave clitoral stimulation with vibration and what I can only describe as a g-spot jackhammer, and it’s a quick trip to orgasm city, my friends. Best of all: it looks… Read more Magical Wizard Pipe: Angel’s Wings Review