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Queen Bee Review: Seventh Day of Dicksmas

Christmas has come and gone, but Dicksmas continues. This Queen Bee review captures some of what is difficult about reviewing toys: while this isn’t a perfect toy for me, it will definitely be a perfect toy for many of my readers. Let’s talk about it! Background info I first saw the Queen Bee while I… Read more Queen Bee Review: Seventh Day of Dicksmas

Squishy Tantus Goliath Review – The Sixth Day of Dicksmas

Merry Christmas, all! How about a toy review? It’s deja vu day here on the blog, and I’m back with a Tantus Goliath Review! This time, I specifically have a Tantus Goliath Super Soft review, which is the toy I thought I was getting when I got the Goliath Super Hard instead. (That’s not really… Read more Squishy Tantus Goliath Review – The Sixth Day of Dicksmas

Dodil Dildo Review: The Fifth Day of Dicksmas

This Dodil dildo review celebrates one of the most fun and innovative toys I’ve played with in a while. For the Fifth Day of Dicksmas, Luvoqa gave to me… a Dodil dildo under the tree! Actually, in my vagina. Not under the tree. I wanted it to rhyme. By the way, if you aren’t doing… Read more Dodil Dildo Review: The Fifth Day of Dicksmas

Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas

On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent to meeeeeeee…. A Satisfyer Pro 2 ! Wait, that doesn’t rhyme. On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent for review…. A Satisfyer Pro 2! That one rhymes, even if I have to stretch the scansion a bit. Y’all, I can’t make this fit the song. I’m… Read more Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas

Fun Factory Stronic G Review: The Third Day of Dicksmas

This Fun Factory Stronic G review will strike some familiar chords if you have read my other Fun Factory pulsator reviews. The Stronic G further elevates and refines several of the pulsator’s best qualities, while also minimizing some of the aspects I didn’t like as much. There are a few downsides, but overall, this might… Read more Fun Factory Stronic G Review: The Third Day of Dicksmas

We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango

I have wanted to do a We-Vibe Tango review for a long time. I’ve heard about the Tango for what feels like years now. Everyone seems to love it. Recently, We-Vibe sent me a Tango in exchange for this honest review, and I’m happy to have finally laid hands on this legendary sex toy. Note:… Read more We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango

Fun Factory Bouncer Review: I’m Bouncing With Happiness

My Fun Factory Bouncer review is mostly full of praise, because I love so much about this dildo. I had been coming off a couple of “meh” reviews from Fun Factory, and I was feeling bad about it, because I like so many of their toys! I really enjoyed the Stronic Eins and the Bi… Read more Fun Factory Bouncer Review: I’m Bouncing With Happiness

Fun Factory Delight Review: If Only It Was a Delight

Happy Masturbation Month, folks! It’s that time of year again, when folks like me talk about self-love and the Twittersphere is rife with the #MasturbationMonth hashtag. My pinned tweet gets a fair amount of reblogging this month. Some gif advice for #MasturbationMonth : this is not how to deal with a clitoris. pic.twitter.com/YOWHHx7M56 — Elia… Read more Fun Factory Delight Review: If Only It Was a Delight