I love toys with attention to aesthetics. This Funzze Glass Dildo is a beautiful product that works well as both an art piece and a dildo. I’m happy to be reviewing it for my ninth product in the Summer Sensations collection.
First Impressions
Funzze doesn’t do elaborate packaging, and so like their other toys, this glass dildo comes in a simple cardboard box with the Funzze logo on a paper wrapper.
Inside is the Glow In The Dark Glass Dildo and a storage bag.
The storage bag is light beige-gold (not super apparent in the above photo) and bears the Funzze logo.
Let me show you the dildo itself.
Most of the toy is clear. It’s crafted with a swirl inside of very light green, and the swirl is what glows in the dark. While we call it a glass dildo, it’s actually borosilicate, a sturdy Pyrex-like material. It’s
The toy is noticeably tapered from one end to the other and has a slight curve.
In Use
Glass dildos are a delight. If you’ve never used one, I highly recommend it. This Funzze glass dildo is an excellent first one because of the non-intimidating size. I prefer to use the wider end, but the smaller end is a nice choice if you prefer to use smaller penetrative toys.
I really liked the curve of this toy. It hit all the right spots inside me, and the firmness of the glass meant strong g-spot stimulation. Because glass is frictionless, it moves smoothly without any of the “drag” one sometimes gets with silicone toys.
Aesthetically, it’s beautiful. The glow is really strong, too. My husband spotted it in my bedside organizer the other night and had to pull it out to ooh and aah over it. Absolutely gorgeous.
Because this toy doesn’t have a motor/vibrator, I’m skipping the “Kudos and Caveats” section. I’ll toss in just one alert, which is that this toy does not have a flared base and is not anal-safe. Other than that, the Glow In The Dark Glass Dildo from Funzze is darn near perfect.
Final Thoughts
I love when dildos deviate from the Dick Theme into aesthetic non-realism. This glass dildo from Funzze combines a thoughtful design with a beautiful glow-in-the-dark spiral pattern to blur the line between function and art. At only $28, it’s an incredible bargain, too. This is a thoughtful gift as well as a perfect addition to anyone’s toy chest.
I hope you celebrate Summer Sensations with a new toy!
