It’s Day 1 of Sexmas, folks! Sexmas begins on Thanksgiving and runs until the end of the calendar year, or thereabouts. It’s when I catch up on my reviews before year’s end, and it’s probably when you’re shopping for some gifts for yourself or loved ones. Now, the food has been eaten, right down to… Read more Silc Touch Ergonomic Handle Review: Sexmas Day 1
I love a good flexible dildo: give me enough rigidity to keep it in place, but let me shape it however I want. Fun Factory has expanded the Limba Flex line with the Limba Flex L, which suits my fancy perfectly. The Limba Flex line has dildos in small, medium, and large sizes that are… Read more Fun Factory Limba Flex Review: Limba Lower Now
I think you folks are going to see through me if I start one more review with the phrase, “I don’t normally like big dildos, but…” In truth, this Hippogriff Dildo review is another review of a dildo that’s bigger than what I’d choose in general, and which I definitely, definitely loved. Even though I… Read more Hippogriff Dildo Review: Hung Like A Horse
It’s officially fall, now, and that means it’s practically October. It’s monster season: perfect time for a monster dildo review. Whether you’re a monster fucker at heart like me or just enjoy a wide, girthy dildo, BigShocked has the silicone cock you need. I’m reviewing two monster dicks today: the Houou and Fusho, both in… Read more Monster Dildos for Spooky Season
It’s Fun Factory’s birthday! And to celebrate this birthday, I’m reviewing one of their classic dildos: the Boss. This Boss review celebrates a toy with length and girth for those of us who like a little extra. While Fun Factory excels in high-tech vibrators and pulsators, the Boss is simple functionality that hits all the… Read more Fun Factory Boss Review: Climbing the Corporate Ladder
It’s Pride Month, and this Rainbow Amor review is building on that theme! This gorgeous intro-sized dildo from Fun Factory boasts a smooth surface, suction cup-style base, slight curve, and a sassy rainbow color scheme. I think the Rainbow Amor is a perfect toy for many of your dildo needs. Plus, sales of this dildo… Read more Seeing Rainbows: Rainbow Amor Review
This post is sponsored by BigShocked. I am an unapologetic monsterfucker. Bring me your hentai, your tentacle porn, your animated monstrosities, and I will be Into It. So when BigShocked contacted me about reviewing one of their products, I was elated to have this opportunity. This is a company with a wide array of gorgeous… Read more Tentacles Everywhere: BigShocked Nomi Dildo Review
I’m a Halloween girl. Once October 1st rolls around, it’s officially spooky season, and I’m in the Halloween zone for the entire month. September is reserved for other autumnal delights, but Halloween month is a delight that I wish could last all year round. Well…now it can, thanks to Geeky Sex Toys. The Ghost dildo… Read more Spooky Knows No Season: Ghost Dildo Review
I’ve had the pleasure of fucking a lot of different things in my adult life, but until now, I’ve never fucked a mermaid dick. Thanks to the wonderful people at Geeky Sex Toys, though, I’ve now had the pleasure…and you should, too. As purveyors of the weird, the wonderful, the just-barely-off-brand, Geeky Sex Toys has… Read more Deep Sea Dicking: The Geeky Sex Toys Mermaid Dildo Review
My friends, I’m writing this post on Christmas Day. We’ve opened gifts, I’ve got BBC’s Top Gear reruns on the television, and my husband is seasoning a roast. It’s the perfect time for me to review one of the most overwhelmingly perfect toys I have ever introduced to my nether bits. As my Christmas gift… Read more Wood, Glorious Wood: Dicksmas Day 3