Masturbation

Tantus Cush O2 Review: It’s Not a Thermos, But Wow

I’m excited to write this Tantus Cush O2 Review because it is groundbreaking territory for me in several ways. It’s a toy I totally changed my mind about, it’s setting some records in the drawer, and it got me off in a way I’ve never gotten off before. Let’s begin, shall we? My Cush Origin… Read more Tantus Cush O2 Review: It’s Not a Thermos, But Wow

Fun Factory Laya II Review: Laya It On Me!

8/2018 update: since writing this post, Fun Factory seems to have discontinued the Laya II and is back to manufacturing the Layaspot. I updated links in this post to lead to the Layaspot, but that is a somewhat different toy, and so this review may no longer be entirely accurate.  Writing my Fun Factory Laya… Read more Fun Factory Laya II Review: Laya It On Me!

Fun Factory Stronic Eins Review: Eins For The Books!

I’m thrilled to be writing a Fun Factory Stronic Eins review for so many reasons. First off, Fun Factory has had a special place in my heart since I first saw the “Patchy Paul” many years ago. A company that would cheerfully make a high-quality vibrator that looks like a happy caterpillar is a company that’s… Read more Fun Factory Stronic Eins Review: Eins For The Books!

Tantus Flurry O2 Review: A Flurry of G-Spot Action

For today, I’m doing a Tantus Flurry O2 review, and while I’m not sure I can keep going with the terrible puns for every review, I’m certainly going to try. According to Tantus, the Flurry O2 is made specifically to target the g-spot. It’s got exaggerated ridges right where it counts. Beyond that, it’s a very smooth, soft… Read more Tantus Flurry O2 Review: A Flurry of G-Spot Action

Tantus Acute Review: The Acute Dildo is A Cute Dildo!

I recently received my first Tantus toy to review: the acute dildo. I appreciate a good math analogy, and the acute dildo is indeed built at an acute angle, billed as mimicking the perfect angle for penetration. So here’s my Tantus acute dildo review. The acute is listed as a “warm up” dildo, and this… Read more Tantus Acute Review: The Acute Dildo is A Cute Dildo!

Shove these anal plug recommendations up your ass

National Masturbation Month is ending way too soon, and I haven’t given any anal toy recommendations. How can this be? I love anal play! I think people should stick things up their asses far more often! I’m going to rectify that mistake right now. Heh. Rect-ify. I’m going to make an ass-load of puns in… Read more Shove these anal plug recommendations up your ass

PLAYING KNOTTY excerpt for Masturbation Month

Welcome to the last full week of National Masturbation Month. I’m sharing another book excerpt today, this time of a book you can already get: Playing Knotty, a BDSM erotic romance. Before that, here are the updates from Twitter! I got personal and asked you all how many people have used a fruit or vegetable in… Read more PLAYING KNOTTY excerpt for Masturbation Month