It’s finally here — the moment you didn’t know you were all waiting for. That’s right! I’m finally, finally reviewing a Hismith Sex Machine. I’m reviewing specifically the Hismith Premium 4.0, which is a fancy full-service fucking machine that now lives in my bedroom. Hismith asked me to partner up for this review, and hopefully… Read more Hismith Sex Machine Review: Buckle Up
I’ve been reviewing sex toys for a long time now, but this is my first sex toy advent calendar, and I’m thrilled! Lovehoney has multiple sex toy advent calendars available, and I’m reviewing the Indulge, which provides 12 days of fun. I’m going to divide this review into two halves: spoiler-free before the page break,… Read more Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar Review: 12 Days of Delight
We’re well into August now, and while summer may be drawing to a close, I’ve got a bunch of Summer Sensations sex toys to squeeze into this month before we roll into fall. Today I’m reviewing the Lovense Lush 3, a wearable egg-style g-spot vibrator with a rumbly motor and some of the best Bluetooth… Read more Lovense Lush 3 Review: Summer Sensations 8
It’s my birthday on Monday, and I can’t think of any better way to celebrate than reviewing an ovipositor, or egg-laying dildo, for my wonderful readership. I’m thrilled to be partnering with Nothosaur, a toy company specializing in the fantasy realm. When Nothosaur contacted me, I was happy to collaborate on this long-awaited product review.… Read more Nothosaur Zerger Ovipositor Review: Laying Eggs For Science
Today I’m on the blog reviewing the MSOUL ART O-Ring Collar, and I’m excited about this product and this overall collaboration. I love the opportunity to work with new-to-me companies, especially companies specializing in BDSM products. While most of what I review falls explicitly in the “sex toy” category, devoted readers of the blog know… Read more MSOUL ART O-Ring Collar Review
I’m happy to be on the blog today reviewing the Bloomi Link Flexible Handcuffs. I’ve become more and more of a Bloomi fan since I started reviewing for them. With high-quality sex products at intro-level price points, plus an in-store presence in mainstream shops like Target, Bloomi is making sex toys more accessible. And I’m… Read more Bloomi Link Flexible Handcuffs Review
Amidst a line of beautiful lingerie and sexy accessories, Bijoux Indiscrets has a few delightful kink implements. Their MAZE line includes a Tassel Flogger made of vegan leather, which I’m pleased to review for this post. First Impressions The Tassel Flogger comes in a black box with the “MAZE” line inscribed on the top in… Read more MAZE Tassel Flogger Review
It’s October, the time for mischief and mayhem, for naughtiness dressed up in the trappings of play. It’s a perfect time for me to be reviewing the Magnifique Necklace Whip from Bijoux Indiscrets. This toy hides in plain sight as a necklace and does double duty as a playful (and effective!) flogger. First Impressions Bijoux… Read more Magnifique Necklace Whip Review
It’s officially fall, now, and that means it’s practically October. It’s monster season: perfect time for a monster dildo review. Whether you’re a monster fucker at heart like me or just enjoy a wide, girthy dildo, BigShocked has the silicone cock you need. I’m reviewing two monster dicks today: the Houou and Fusho, both in… Read more Monster Dildos for Spooky Season
This post is sponsored by BigShocked. I am an unapologetic monsterfucker. Bring me your hentai, your tentacle porn, your animated monstrosities, and I will be Into It. So when BigShocked contacted me about reviewing one of their products, I was elated to have this opportunity. This is a company with a wide array of gorgeous… Read more Tentacles Everywhere: BigShocked Nomi Dildo Review