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Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas

On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent to meeeeeeee…. A Satisfyer Pro 2 ! Wait, that doesn’t rhyme. On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent for review…. A Satisfyer Pro 2! That one rhymes, even if I have to stretch the scansion a bit. Y’all, I can’t make this fit the song. I’m… Read more Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas

Fun Factory Stronic G Review: The Third Day of Dicksmas

This Fun Factory Stronic G review will strike some familiar chords if you have read my other Fun Factory pulsator reviews. The Stronic G further elevates and refines several of the pulsator’s best qualities, while also minimizing some of the aspects I didn’t like as much. There are a few downsides, but overall, this might… Read more Fun Factory Stronic G Review: The Third Day of Dicksmas

We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango

I have wanted to do a We-Vibe Tango review for a long time. I’ve heard about the Tango for what feels like years now. Everyone seems to love it. Recently, We-Vibe sent me a Tango in exchange for this honest review, and I’m happy to have finally laid hands on this legendary sex toy. Out… Read more We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango

Tantus Echo Super Soft Review: The Echo Bears Repeating!

For this Tantus Echo Super Soft review, I want to talk about how delightful it can be to have nothing super crazy going on. This is a straightforward, lovely dildo, and I’m happy to be writing about it. This will be two dildo reviews in a row, people. I am going to need to switch… Read more Tantus Echo Super Soft Review: The Echo Bears Repeating!

Fun Factory Bouncer Review: I’m Bouncing With Happiness

My Fun Factory Bouncer review is mostly full of praise, because I love so much about this dildo. I had been coming off a couple of “meh” reviews from Fun Factory, and I was feeling bad about it, because I like so many of their toys! I really enjoyed the Stronic Eins and the Bi… Read more Fun Factory Bouncer Review: I’m Bouncing With Happiness

IMToy Zoo Whale Review: Whale, It’s Not Bad!

Sometimes, vibrators are amazing triumphs of engineering perfectly aligned to my needs, and I love them for those reasons. And sometimes, vibrators are cute and moderately successful, and while they’re not earth-shattering or unique, they’re pretty good. The Whale vibrator from IMToy‘s Zoo line falls into the latter category. While it’s not perfect, it has… Read more IMToy Zoo Whale Review: Whale, It’s Not Bad!