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Jive 2 in hand

We-Vibe Jive 2 Review: Still Jiving

Summer sensations are over, folks, and we’re onto Fuck-Around Fall. I decided not to use that term in my post title, though, because the robots that trawl the internet don’t always like swearing. But I certainly like it. So we’re here in Fuck-Around Fall and I’m reviewing the We-Vibe Jive 2, a wearable bullet vibrator… Read more We-Vibe Jive 2 Review: Still Jiving

Lush 3 in hand

Lovense Lush 3 Review: Summer Sensations 8

We’re well into August now, and while summer may be drawing to a close, I’ve got a bunch of Summer Sensations sex toys to squeeze into this month before we roll into fall. Today I’m reviewing the Lovense Lush 3, a wearable egg-style g-spot vibrator with a rumbly motor and some of the best Bluetooth… Read more Lovense Lush 3 Review: Summer Sensations 8

Toy with cord and instructions

Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: Summer Sensations 7

I’ve been away for a little while, team, but I’m back on the blog now with another hot toy for Summer Sensations. My Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro review looks at a multipurpose toy from one of my favorite companies. This double ended dildo boasts a strong rumbly vibrator and a clever, wearable design. Although… Read more Fun Factory Share Vibe Pro Review: Summer Sensations 7

Dolce closed

Lovense Dolce Review: Summer Sensations 4

June is drawing to a close, and my Lovense Dolce review shows just how sweet summer can be! Yes, i’s summer sensations, and I’m making a pun on the product name “Dolce.” You know I’m all about that pun life. The Lovense Dolce is a wearable app-controlled vibrator that provides both clitoral and g-spot stimulation.… Read more Lovense Dolce Review: Summer Sensations 4

Zalo Aya with accessories

Zalo Aya Review: Functional and Fun

The Zalo Aya tackles the white whale of vibrators: the remote-control panty vibe. While powerhouses like We-Vibe have long held market share on these public-play and long-distance-play devices, Zalo proves that it’s anybody’s game out here. The Zalo Aya is a small, effective vibe that’s fun and versatile. First Impressions Zalo’s packaging for the Aya… Read more Zalo Aya Review: Functional and Fun

Double joy internal arm from side

Maybe Half Joy: Satisfyer Double Joy Review

Happy New Year, folks! I would like to do some 2020 recaps and some 2021 “looking ahead,” but I decided instead to prioritize this review. My Satisfyer Double Joy review has been on the back burner for a while now because…well, because it’s not a positive review, and I didn’t want to end Sexmas with… Read more Maybe Half Joy: Satisfyer Double Joy Review

We-vibe jive in hand

Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4

Several of my reviews for Sexmas so far this year have been musically-titled. I know “Jump, Jive, an’ Wail” from the Brian Setzer Orchestra, but that’s apparently just one of many covers. The original was by Louis Prima in 1956. But we’re not here for music! We’re here for my We-Vibe Jive Review. It’s Day… Read more Jump, Jive, Maybe Wail: We-Vibe Jive Review for Sexmas Day 4

Chorus in hand

Worth Singing About: The We-Vibe Chorus Review

This We-Vibe Chorus review is my latest of a whole lot of reviews for We-Vibe, since we go way back. The We-Vibe original was my first expensive sex toy purchase, and while I generally don’t use these toys with a partner (despite their billing as a couples’ toy), I keep coming back to them for… Read more Worth Singing About: The We-Vibe Chorus Review

Paloqueth dolphin from side

The Third Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth Dolphin Review

Two Paloqueth reviews back to back? That’s right, folks! On the third day of Dicksmas, I’m writing a Paloqueth Dolphin review. I am a fan of this interesting little wearable vibrator, the same way I was a fan of the g-spot rabbit. The Dolphin is an effective toy with a few basic limitations. In my… Read more The Third Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth Dolphin Review