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Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Review: A Few Steps From Ideal

My Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples review is, sadly, not full of love. The Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples is very close to a wonderful toy, but with a design just this side of ideal. Unfortunately, a few small design issues have a large impact, and this is not a toy that works well for me. Background If… Read more Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Review: A Few Steps From Ideal

We-Vibe Sync Review: Going Solo With The Sync

I’ve put off writing this We-Vibe Sync review for an incredibly long time. I’ve had the toy for a while, and I’ve been using it solo quite often, but I haven’t written this actual review… until now. Guys, gals, nonbinary pals, I’m here to write this We-Vibe Sync review despite not having the perfect dataset… Read more We-Vibe Sync Review: Going Solo With The Sync

Fun Factory Volita Review: Not Quite A Diet Volta

My Fun Factory Volita review is not quite as exuberant as my review for its older cousin, the Volta, which I have reviewed and loved on this blog. The Volita is a small vibrator that does a lot of things right, but alas, isn’t the best option for my picky clit and expensive taste. Background… Read more Fun Factory Volita Review: Not Quite A Diet Volta

Come and Play 2-4, Episode 30: Galumphing Through Summer

Episode Summary We saw Ocean’s 8, so we spend some time discussing how much we love beautiful ladies and people doing what they’re good at. Also a bit of commentary about the importance of women supporting women. We cast our women-over-50 buddy cop movie, too. From here, we move on to talking extensively about Professor… Read more Come and Play 2-4, Episode 30: Galumphing Through Summer

Fun Factory Drei Review: Getting Wet for the Drei

It’s time for another Fun Factory review, this time a Fun Factory Drei review! I’ve got to say, I’m pretty excited about the pun I’ve got going in this blog post title. I’m also pretty excited about the Stronic Drei, which is (so far) my favorite Fun Factory pulsator. You want thrusty action with fun… Read more Fun Factory Drei Review: Getting Wet for the Drei

Comes in Threes: The Birth of a Polyamorous Erotic Romance Series

Guys, gals, nonbinary pals, I am thrilled to finally announce the publication of my next series! The Comes in Threes series presents three polyamorous love stories set in the fictional small-town setting of Mapleton, Massachusetts. Book 1, Three-Way Split, releases on August 20, 2018. Book 2, Three’s the Charm, releases on November 19, 2018. Book 3,… Read more Comes in Threes: The Birth of a Polyamorous Erotic Romance Series

Come and Play 2-3, Episode 29: The Marvel Fuckvaluation

Episode Summary After the Infinity War discourse on Episode 28, we needed to spend some time discussing who in the Marvel universe would be good in bed. Includes some ranking, hypotheses about characters’ engagement and skill, logistics of fucking Mjolnir, and thoughtful analysis of why fucking Groot is okay but fucking Rocket is creepy. Then… Read more Come and Play 2-3, Episode 29: The Marvel Fuckvaluation

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review: Close, But Not Quite

All right, I finally present to you my Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit review. Satisfyer sent me this toy in exchange for an honest review. I wanted so badly to love this and everything that Satisfyer makes, but unfortunately, this is not a win for me. I like Satisfyer’s suction. I like g-spot stimulation. So where… Read more Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review: Close, But Not Quite