Dicksmas is a little unusual this year, folks. You may have noticed that Day 1 was a kegel strengthener, not a sex toy. Well, it’s Day 4, and I’m not reviewing a sex toy today, either! Today it’s a UVee review, where I talk about the UVee Home Play sanitizing system. It may not get… Read more The Fourth Day of Dicksmas: UVee Review
Two Paloqueth reviews back to back? That’s right, folks! On the third day of Dicksmas, I’m writing a Paloqueth Dolphin review. I am a fan of this interesting little wearable vibrator, the same way I was a fan of the g-spot rabbit. The Dolphin is an effective toy with a few basic limitations. In my… Read more The Third Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth Dolphin Review
It’s the second day of Dicksmas, and this Paloqueth Rabbit Review is way better than two turtledoves. If you like vibrators, and you like saving money, you’re going to want this product. The Paloqueth Rabbit surpassed all my expectations and is my new must-recommend budget vibrator. Background Info I get a lot of requests to… Read more The Second Day of Dicksmas: Paloqueth Rabbit Review
Welcome to the first day of the second annual Days of Dicksmas! In this blog series, I will review a bunch of products, generally sex toy and sex toy related. They won’t all be dicks, but the name “Dicksmas” works, so I’m sticking with it. For the first day of Dicksmas, I’m reviewing a product… Read more The First Day of Dicksmas: kGoal Review
Episode Summary This episode is a wild ride through a bunch of topics. We discuss the self-bondage we’ve gotten into and classes we’ve taken, and then an exploration of what’s keeping us busy: updates on Elia’s latest trilogy and Kysmet’s Inktober work. There’s lots of talk of baking with a digression to discuss how many… Read more Come and Play 2-6, Episode 32: Don’t Eat Bath Bombs, Kids
This Stronic Surf review is the latest in a long line of Fun Factory pulsator reviews, but that doesn’t mean it’s business as usual. The Stronic Surf is a great pulsator that’s got several design features I enjoy, making it – for me – my favorite pulsator so far. It’s got the right mix of… Read more The Goldilocks of Pulsators? Stronic Surf Review
This Pride dildo review encapsulates one truth that I’ve found over and over in my years (years!) of sex toy reviewing: a toy doesn’t have to be the most unique, or the fanciest, to do a pretty damn good job. I reference “the Pride dildo review” in the title of this piece, as if there… Read more Classically Awesome: The Pride Dildo Review
I’ve written several reviews of Satisfyer’s newest line of products, including the Pro G-Spot Rabbit and the Pro 4 Couples. Despite my loud and undying love of the Pro Penguin, the new line has left me underwhelmed. Well, I’m pleased to announce that this has changed. My Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration review is filled with… Read more Suck and Shake: A Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Review
This Tentacle Review isn’t intended to be a review of all tentacles. I have only fucked one tentacle, the tentacle hentai dildo from Geeky Sex Toys, and thus can only speak to this one narrow segment of the tentacle world. But don’t let my narrow range of tentacle experience fool you! For I have come… Read more Tentacles, Tentacles! Tentacle Hentai Dildo Review
The following is a sponsored post written by SexTechGuide.com. When they contacted me about this post, I was thrilled to offer them this spot, since I’m a total newb in the world of VR sex and thought my readers would also enjoy learning more. With the advancement in technology, we now have VR headsets that… Read more VR Sex: New Virtual Frontiers