Sometimes, a dildo comes along that is so cute, so perfectly aligned with my aesthetic, it feels like a gift from the sex toy gods. This Tantus Hookah review celebrates such a dildo. Even though it has a slightly unfortunate name — meant to elicit thoughts of Alice In Wonderland’s Caterpillar, but instead reminiscent of… Read more High On You: Tantus Hookah Dildo Review
It’s so great to be back blogging again after months spent balls-deep in writing and editing novels. This year has started out at full steam, and this is pretty much the first breather I’ve had since the new year. So let’s get back into the swing of things, pardon the pun, with a toy meant… Read more Tantus Trip 2 Tawse Review: Oww Yeah
Merry Christmas, all! How about a toy review? It’s deja vu day here on the blog, and I’m back with a Tantus Goliath Review! This time, I specifically have a Tantus Goliath Super Soft review, which is the toy I thought I was getting when I got the Goliath Super Hard instead. (That’s not really… Read more Squishy Tantus Goliath Review – The Sixth Day of Dicksmas
The second day of Dicksmas starts with a bang, or rather, a banging. I’m here to review the Tantus Goliath, which lives up to its name in a pretty significant way. This Tantus Goliath review is a new frontier for dickings and for my vagina. Note: the days of Dicksmas do not correspond to any… Read more Tantus Goliath Review: 2nd Day of Dicksmas
I’m excited to write this Tantus Cush O2 Review because it is groundbreaking territory for me in several ways. It’s a toy I totally changed my mind about, it’s setting some records in the drawer, and it got me off in a way I’ve never gotten off before. Let’s begin, shall we? My Cush Origin… Read more Tantus Cush O2 Review: It’s Not a Thermos, But Wow
Getting the toy in my hands to write a Tantus Rumble review has been a far more difficult endeavor than I anticipated. Tantus doesn’t send them out to just anyone to review; you need to have a proven track record of doing reviews, I think, and I’m early in my Tantus career. Needless to say, when Tantus… Read more Tantus Rumble Review: Rumbles and Grumbles
For today, I’m doing a Tantus Flurry O2 review, and while I’m not sure I can keep going with the terrible puns for every review, I’m certainly going to try. According to Tantus, the Flurry O2 is made specifically to target the g-spot. It’s got exaggerated ridges right where it counts. Beyond that, it’s a very smooth, soft… Read more Tantus Flurry O2 Review: A Flurry of G-Spot Action
I recently received my first Tantus toy to review: the acute dildo. I appreciate a good math analogy, and the acute dildo is indeed built at an acute angle, billed as mimicking the perfect angle for penetration. So here’s my Tantus acute dildo review. The acute is listed as a “warm up” dildo, and this… Read more Tantus Acute Review: The Acute Dildo is A Cute Dildo!