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Hippogriff Dildo Review: Hung Like A Horse

I think you folks are going to see through me if I start one more review with the phrase, “I don’t normally like big dildos, but…” In truth, this Hippogriff Dildo review is another review of a dildo that’s bigger than what I’d choose in general, and which I definitely, definitely loved. Even though I… Read more Hippogriff Dildo Review: Hung Like A Horse

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Beauty Blender Vibrator Review: A Blend of Features

I’m always interested in trying a toy with an interesting aesthetic, as you can tell if you spend any time on this blog. I was excited to try the Beauty Blender Vibrator from Funzze, which looks like a makeup application sponge but actually is (gasp) a sex toy. While the functionality falls short of my… Read more Beauty Blender Vibrator Review: A Blend of Features

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French Kiss Review: The Right Amount of Tongue

This is a sponsored post. Sometimes the toys that are the strangest to look at end up being some of the most memorable. The French Kiss, also know as the Tongue Couple Massage Rose Toy, is an external stimulator/vibrator that looks a little silly and works wonderfully. It’s also a reminder not to judge a… Read more French Kiss Review: The Right Amount of Tongue

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Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom Review: Pleased as Punch

This is a sponsored post. In the world of sex toy reviewing, like in most arenas, substance matters more than style. And yet sometimes the style is so delightful that it has to be mentioned alongside substance, bearing equal weight. This review of the Sunset Mushroom from Pink Punch celebrates a vibrator that may not… Read more Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom Review: Pleased as Punch

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Fun Factory Vim Review: A Wand With Vim and Vigor

Fun Factory, you have my heart forever, and this Vim review is a great example of why. The Vim massager wand is a brand new product from Fun Factory, a wand that manages to somehow be both cordless and powerful, rumbly and nearly silent. It’s a beacon of sunshine that has earned a special place… Read more Fun Factory Vim Review: A Wand With Vim and Vigor

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Octopus Vibrator Review: Multifunctional Fun

This is a sponsored post. Sometimes I don’t know what to make of a sex toy until I try it. The Octopus vibrator from Ootyemo is an interesting multifaceted toy that shines in versatility and powerful vibrations. More of a chimera than an octopus, it’s also not quite sure what it is. But that doesn’t… Read more Octopus Vibrator Review: Multifunctional Fun

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Roses Everywhere: PlayfulToy Rose Toy Review

This is a sponsored post. Everything’s coming up roses lately, if the internet world of sex toys is any indication. Rose-themed vibrators and clit suckers are everywhere. I love the world of sex toys that don’t look like sex toys, so I’m a fan of all these roses. Today I’m reviewing the Rose Toy from… Read more Roses Everywhere: PlayfulToy Rose Toy Review

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Tracy’s Dog P. Cat Review: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa

I don’t know if anyone here will immediately get the Tom Jones reference in my title, but my Tracy’s Dog P. Cat review is all about that WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. I’ll tell you what’s new, pussycat: fast, strong orgasms from a tiny magic device that’s gained an honored spot at my bedside. Tracy’s Dog keeps… Read more Tracy’s Dog P. Cat Review: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa

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Nomi Tang Flex Bi Review: Flexible Effectiveness

This is a sponsored post. I’m always excited to try a new product. This Nomi Tang Flex Bi review looks at an aesthetically pleasing, effective dual-stimulation vibrator that offers versatility in its thoughtful design. The Flex Bi shares some commonalities with other rabbit-style dual vibrators while also presenting several key differences that positively impact the… Read more Nomi Tang Flex Bi Review: Flexible Effectiveness

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Lelo Lily 3 Review: Blooming Brilliant

As the weather warms and thoughts turn toward spring, flowers are on the mind…and sex, too, obviously. This Lily 3 review explores a small clit stimulator that manages to pack a powerhouse engine in a tiny, silent package. It’s a perfect toy for all seasons, whether you’re ready for blooming florals or (like me) hoping… Read more Lelo Lily 3 Review: Blooming Brilliant