This Paloqueth Mermaid review is not breaking any new ground. It’s a straightforward vibrator that’s straightforward and effective. But in this day of fancy bells-and-whistles sex toys, sometimes a simple, inexpensive vibrator is a breath of fresh air. With its strong motor and basic design, the Paloqueth Mermaid is a good starter vibrator and a… Read more Swimmingly Simple: Paloqueth Mermaid Review
I’ve put off writing this RWA19 recap post in part because the conference was a whirlwind, and I spent the week after I got home trying to process the wild roller coaster of emotions. And then I went away on vacation, where I did no writing and instead celebrated all things southeastern Maine. But here… Read more RWA and RITAs: The 2019 Recap
This is a sponsored post. As always, all opinions and writing are my own. For more information on sponsored posts, check out my policies page. I wanted so badly to like this vibrator, folks, but this Jopen Pavé Liz review is full of disappointment. This toy is not without merits–it’s not the Satisfyer Multifun, for… Read more Jopen Pavé Liz: All Buzz, No Wow
My Fun Factory Bück Dick review celebrates a delightfully simple, delightfully fun toy that manages to somehow excel at two different purposes. Not only does it have a great name, but it’s a whopping good time, and I emphasize the “whopping” part. The Bück Dich is half paddle, half dildo, and all delight. Background Info… Read more Füch Yes: Fun Factory Bück Dich
This Uberrime review is a review of not one, but two toys from the independent dildo manufacturer Uberrime. I’m reviewing the Xenuphora Tentacle dildo and the Quattro Pulsanti dildo, two gorgeous toys in one post. Background Info I discovered Uberrime by accident when a sex blogger I follow was posting pics of their toys on… Read more Soft Silicone Sensory Delight: Uberrime Review
We’ve been gone a while, so we’ve got a bit of catching up to do. We talk about National Masturbation Month (it’s May!) and our own creative endeavors. Elia’s got a new book coming out, and Kysmet’s doing a sketching challenge. Some chat about Marie Kondo and baking as well. Then it’s a more serious… Read more Come and Play 2-7, Episode 33: Succulent Buttplugs and Throne Games
This Satisfyer Multifun review is not a celebration. No, in the world of hits and misses, the Multifun is a giant miss. This designation of “terrible sex toy” encompasses the Multifun 1 and Multifun 2, so negligibly different as to be practically the same toy, and both full of sadness. This review is a full-on,… Read more MultiNotFun: Satisfyer Multifun Review
Folks, I’m so heckin‘ excited for the Just Past Two cover reveal! This book is coming out in less than a month from Entangled Publishing. Yup. This beauty will be available on May 20, 2019. So without further ado…
Sometimes, a dildo comes along that is so cute, so perfectly aligned with my aesthetic, it feels like a gift from the sex toy gods. This Tantus Hookah review celebrates such a dildo. Even though it has a slightly unfortunate name — meant to elicit thoughts of Alice In Wonderland’s Caterpillar, but instead reminiscent of… Read more High On You: Tantus Hookah Dildo Review
Who hasn’t heard of the Kama Sutra? Not only is it a renown book of acrobatic sex positions, but it’s also a company that produces sexual enhancement products. I first heard of them at some variant of a passion party about fifteen years ago, but I couldn’t remember ever trying their products. When they contacted… Read more Intensify Neutral: Kama Sutra Intensify Plus Review