We’re in the early days of 2023, and a common pastime is, of course, looking back at the previous year. I reviewed a number of sex toys this past year, all visible on my Sex Toy Master List (best viewed on desktop). Here are my top 5 from all the toys I reviewed in 2022.… Read more Elia’s Top Five Sex Toys of 2022
It’s October, the time for mischief and mayhem, for naughtiness dressed up in the trappings of play. It’s a perfect time for me to be reviewing the Magnifique Necklace Whip from Bijoux Indiscrets. This toy hides in plain sight as a necklace and does double duty as a playful (and effective!) flogger. First Impressions Bijoux… Read more Magnifique Necklace Whip Review
On the Fifth Day of Dicksmas, Luvoqa sent my way…a porcelain dildo for some play! This Désirables Dalia review is a first for the blog: a dildo made of porcelain instead of silicone, steel, glass, plastic, or anything else. The Dalia is a gorgeous toy that’s more art than toy, but it’s still built with… Read more The Fifth Day of Dicksmas: Désirables Dalia Review
This Pride dildo review encapsulates one truth that I’ve found over and over in my years (years!) of sex toy reviewing: a toy doesn’t have to be the most unique, or the fanciest, to do a pretty damn good job. I reference “the Pride dildo review” in the title of this piece, as if there… Read more Classically Awesome: The Pride Dildo Review
I have a Zumio review for you folks, and please, I know that “zoomingly” isn’t a great adjective to go with intense. But I am at the mercy of the punny review title, and I can’t make an exception here. We are all slaves to language. But I’m not here to talk about language; I’m… Read more Zumio Review: Zoomingly Intense
It’s so great to be back blogging again after months spent balls-deep in writing and editing novels. This year has started out at full steam, and this is pretty much the first breather I’ve had since the new year. So let’s get back into the swing of things, pardon the pun, with a toy meant… Read more Tantus Trip 2 Tawse Review: Oww Yeah
If you’ve never heard of KinkCraft – and I’m a little embarrassed that I hadn’t – they’re a company that sells instructions and kits so you can build your own pervertables. You can either buy the courses and purchase your own supplies, or buy kits that include the course and all the supplies, or just… Read more KinkCraft Review: Do It Yourself then Do Yourself