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The Sixth Day of Dicksmas: Omigo Bidet

And now for something completely different. It’s Christmas today, a day for food and family. It’s also the sixth day of Dicksmas, because Dicksmas does not follow the rules of any calendar. For this, Christmas day, the sixth day of Dicksmas, I wanted to review a not-dick: the Omigo Bidet. My Omigo Bidet review has… Read more The Sixth Day of Dicksmas: Omigo Bidet

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The Fifth Day of Dicksmas: Désirables Dalia Review

On the Fifth Day of Dicksmas, Luvoqa sent my way…a porcelain dildo for some play! This Désirables Dalia review is a first for the blog: a dildo made of porcelain instead of silicone, steel, glass, plastic, or anything else. The Dalia is a gorgeous toy that’s more art than toy, but it’s still built with… Read more The Fifth Day of Dicksmas: Désirables Dalia Review

Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Review: The Clit Cobra Triumph

Here is my Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Review! At the bottom of this post is information about how you can win your own courtesy of Fun Factory and this blog. After I reviewed the Fun Factory Stronic Eins, I knew I wanted to try another one of their pulsators. Based on my wants for the… Read more Fun Factory Bi Stronic Fusion Review: The Clit Cobra Triumph

Tantus Acute Review: The Acute Dildo is A Cute Dildo!

I recently received my first Tantus toy to review: the acute dildo. I appreciate a good math analogy, and the acute dildo is indeed built at an acute angle, billed as mimicking the perfect angle for penetration. So here’s my Tantus acute dildo review. The acute is listed as a “warm up” dildo, and once… Read more Tantus Acute Review: The Acute Dildo is A Cute Dildo!

KinkCraft Review: Do It Yourself then Do Yourself

If you’ve never heard of KinkCraft – and I’m a little embarrassed that I hadn’t – they’re a company that sells instructions and kits so you can build your own pervertables. You can either buy the courses and purchase your own supplies, or buy kits that include the course and all the supplies, or just… Read more KinkCraft Review: Do It Yourself then Do Yourself