December 2017

Sistalk Monster Vibe Review: The Eighth Day of Dicksmas

Right on the heels of the Queen Bee review, I’ve got a Sistalk Monster Vibe Review for you. I’m reviewing Sistalk’s Master Godzilla remote vibrator, part of their “Monster Pub” line of vibrators. It’s the Eighth Day of Dicksmas, and I have for you today an adorable vibrator with questionable functionality. Background Info I contacted… Read more Sistalk Monster Vibe Review: The Eighth Day of Dicksmas

Queen Bee Review: Seventh Day of Dicksmas

Christmas has come and gone, but Dicksmas continues. This Queen Bee review captures some of what is difficult about reviewing toys: while this isn’t a perfect toy for me, it will definitely be a perfect toy for many of my readers. Let’s talk about it! Background info I first saw the Queen Bee while I… Read more Queen Bee Review: Seventh Day of Dicksmas

Squishy Tantus Goliath Review – The Sixth Day of Dicksmas

Merry Christmas, all! How about a toy review? It’s deja vu day here on the blog, and I’m back with a Tantus Goliath Review! This time, I specifically have a Tantus Goliath Super Soft review, which is the toy I thought I was getting when I got the Goliath Super Hard instead. (That’s not really… Read more Squishy Tantus Goliath Review – The Sixth Day of Dicksmas

Dodil Dildo Review: The Fifth Day of Dicksmas

This Dodil dildo review celebrates one of the most fun and innovative toys I’ve played with in a while. For the Fifth Day of Dicksmas, Luvoqa gave to me… a Dodil dildo under the tree! Actually, in my vagina. Not under the tree. I wanted it to rhyme. By the way, if you aren’t doing… Read more Dodil Dildo Review: The Fifth Day of Dicksmas

Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas

On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent to meeeeeeee…. A Satisfyer Pro 2 ! Wait, that doesn’t rhyme. On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent for review…. A Satisfyer Pro 2! That one rhymes, even if I have to stretch the scansion a bit. Y’all, I can’t make this fit the song. I’m… Read more Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas

Fun Factory Stronic G Review: The Third Day of Dicksmas

This Fun Factory Stronic G review will strike some familiar chords if you have read my other Fun Factory pulsator reviews. The Stronic G further elevates and refines several of the pulsator’s best qualities, while also minimizing some of the aspects I didn’t like as much. There are a few downsides, but overall, this might… Read more Fun Factory Stronic G Review: The Third Day of Dicksmas

Come and Play Episode 26: Don’t Get Head from the DemiGorgon

Episode Summary In Come and Play episode 26, Kysmet rejoins me on the podcast. We talk about two sex toys – well, one sex toy (the Satisfyer Pro Penguin) and one medical kegel aid (the kGoal). This is an in-depth examination and discussion of both devices, but the episode summary doesn’t do it justice. We… Read more Come and Play Episode 26: Don’t Get Head from the DemiGorgon