Tracy’s Dog

Drillme along with storage bag, stickers, instructions, and lube

Tracy’s Dog Drillme Review: Not Sure What I Expected

This review of the Tracy’s Dog Drillme thrusting dildo/vibrator covers quite the gamut, so buckle up. First, a little framing. I am an Internet Old, so I remember memes like “Dead dove: do not eat,” which is the origins of this gif: This gif feels particularly relevant as I review a thrusting dildo/vibrator called Drillme,… Read more Tracy’s Dog Drillme Review: Not Sure What I Expected

From side

Tracy’s Dog Swirlii Review: Better Than Its Name

Happy New Year, folks. It’s a beautiful snowy day today, a perfect day to stay inside with a cup of tea and some sex toys. I’m on the blog reviewing the Swirlii from Tracy’s Dog, a toy which fortunately does not involve 1. dogs or 2. having your head dunked in a toilet. (Which reminds… Read more Tracy’s Dog Swirlii Review: Better Than Its Name

OG 3 both halves

Tracy’s Dog OG 3 Review: Not the New OG

The term OG always makes me laugh, especially when applied to sequels. It’s Original Gangsta, and when you have follow-ups, they’re no longer the original, right? Of course, I’m asking for nuanced naming conventions from a sex toy company who has named themselves Tracy’s Dog and commits to that name with their whole chest, so… Read more Tracy’s Dog OG 3 Review: Not the New OG

All you see here! Magic wand with three accessories, charging cable, satin bag, and instructions

Tracy’s Dog Magic Vibrating Wand Review: Magic Plus Accessories

Wand vibrators are one of the most famous forms of sex toys. Masquerading as a back massager, or doing legit double duty as one, wand vibrators from various companies have been a stealth sex toy since the 70s. I’m on the blog today reviewing the Tracy’s Dog Magic Vibrating Wand, a wand vibrator with a… Read more Tracy’s Dog Magic Vibrating Wand Review: Magic Plus Accessories

P. Cat facing screen with nozzle visible

Tracy’s Dog P. Cat Review: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa

I don’t know if anyone here will immediately get the Tom Jones reference in my title, but my Tracy’s Dog P. Cat review is all about that WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. I’ll tell you what’s new, pussycat: fast, strong orgasms from a tiny magic device that’s gained an honored spot at my bedside. Tracy’s Dog keeps… Read more Tracy’s Dog P. Cat Review: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa