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Drillme along with storage bag, stickers, instructions, and lube

Tracy’s Dog Drillme Review: Not Sure What I Expected

This review of the Tracy’s Dog Drillme thrusting dildo/vibrator covers quite the gamut, so buckle up. First, a little framing. I am an Internet Old, so I remember memes like “Dead dove: do not eat,” which is the origins of this gif: This gif feels particularly relevant as I review a thrusting dildo/vibrator called Drillme,… Read more Tracy’s Dog Drillme Review: Not Sure What I Expected

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Tracy’s Dog Swirlii Review: Better Than Its Name

Happy New Year, folks. It’s a beautiful snowy day today, a perfect day to stay inside with a cup of tea and some sex toys. I’m on the blog reviewing the Swirlii from Tracy’s Dog, a toy which fortunately does not involve 1. dogs or 2. having your head dunked in a toilet. (Which reminds… Read more Tracy’s Dog Swirlii Review: Better Than Its Name

OG Pro 2 in hand

Tracy’s Dog OG Pro 2 Review: I’m Mad

Folks, I’ve gotta tell you something. I’m absolutely furious about the OG Pro 2. I’m furious because I’m having some of the best orgasms of my whole damn life right now, multiple orgasms that go on forever and defy the laws of science and physics, and it’s because of a toy from a company with… Read more Tracy’s Dog OG Pro 2 Review: I’m Mad