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VVD Vkini Review: New, Fun, Not for Everyone

If you’ve been following this blog for a while, you know that I’m always excited to try a new type of sex toy. I was thrilled when VVD contacted me to review a couple of their amazing products: the Vkini (which is today’s review), and the Rider Desire, which I’ll be posting about excitedly very… Read more VVD Vkini Review: New, Fun, Not for Everyone

Two nipple suckers that are large purple discs, a remote control, charger, instructions, and satin bag

Funzze Vibrating Nipple Suckers Review

I review unusual sex toys every time I get the chance. I’m always happy to review a new vibrator or dildo, but when I see something that breaks the norm, I’m there. I’m here reviewing the Funzze Vibrating Nipple Suckers, which aren’t perfect, but are certainly a lot of fun. First Impressions Funzze packaging is… Read more Funzze Vibrating Nipple Suckers Review

Melt 2 with storage bag, charging cable, and manuals

I’ll Stop The World (for the We-Vibe Melt 2): New Product, Same Joke

I have made this joke in We-Vibe Melt reviews three times now, and I can’t stop, won’t stop. I’m back with the same joke and a new product: it’s my We-Vibe Melt 2 review! If you want to take a gander at the same joke a few years ago, here’s my review of the original… Read more I’ll Stop The World (for the We-Vibe Melt 2): New Product, Same Joke

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Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator Review

With a post title like that, I don’t think there’s any room for a witty subtitle. Will the terms “wiggling and sucking” help or hinder my SEO, do you think? Regardless, I’m here on the blog today reviewing the Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator, which may not have a brief name, but does have… Read more Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator Review

Front of toy, showing nozzle

Womanizer Enhance Review: All About That Button

It’s spring, and I’m back on here reviewing the Womanizer Enhance! This Womanizer Enhance review looks into a product that’s laser-focused on clitoral stimulation. (Yeah, I’m talking about that button.) This product combines pleasure air clit stimulation with vibration, and the combination is an all-around winner. Let’s take a closer look. First Impressions Womanizer packaging… Read more Womanizer Enhance Review: All About That Button

Tentacle knot dildo from front

Uncover Creations Tentacle Knot Dildo Review: Knot your average tentacle dildo

Happy November, everyone. Well, it’s not a happy November for me and the people I love in the wake of our most recent American election; in fact, it’s a pretty damn shitty November so far. But in spite of that, I’m out here choosing joy and resistance and continuing to review sex toys. Thus, I’m… Read more Uncover Creations Tentacle Knot Dildo Review: Knot your average tentacle dildo

Double sonic in hand

Lelo Enigma Double Sonic Review: Double Delights, Triple Dollars

I’ve reviewed a couple of the Lelo Enigma line on this blog: the original Enigma, then the Enigma Wave, and now I’m back to share my Lelo Enigma Double Sonic review. The Double Sonic combines multiple types of stimulation into an amazing orgasm machine. The marketing hype is fancy, and I’m not sure how much… Read more Lelo Enigma Double Sonic Review: Double Delights, Triple Dollars