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VVD Vkini Review: New, Fun, Not for Everyone

If you’ve been following this blog for a while, you know that I’m always excited to try a new type of sex toy. I was thrilled when VVD contacted me to review a couple of their amazing products: the Vkini (which is today’s review), and the Rider Desire, which I’ll be posting about excitedly very… Read more VVD Vkini Review: New, Fun, Not for Everyone

Two nipple suckers that are large purple discs, a remote control, charger, instructions, and satin bag

Funzze Vibrating Nipple Suckers Review

I review unusual sex toys every time I get the chance. I’m always happy to review a new vibrator or dildo, but when I see something that breaks the norm, I’m there. I’m here reviewing the Funzze Vibrating Nipple Suckers, which aren’t perfect, but are certainly a lot of fun. First Impressions Funzze packaging is… Read more Funzze Vibrating Nipple Suckers Review

Melt 2 with storage bag, charging cable, and manuals

I’ll Stop The World (for the We-Vibe Melt 2): New Product, Same Joke

I have made this joke in We-Vibe Melt reviews three times now, and I can’t stop, won’t stop. I’m back with the same joke and a new product: it’s my We-Vibe Melt 2 review! If you want to take a gander at the same joke a few years ago, here’s my review of the original… Read more I’ll Stop The World (for the We-Vibe Melt 2): New Product, Same Joke

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Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator Review

With a post title like that, I don’t think there’s any room for a witty subtitle. Will the terms “wiggling and sucking” help or hinder my SEO, do you think? Regardless, I’m here on the blog today reviewing the Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator, which may not have a brief name, but does have… Read more Funzze Wiggling and Sucking Rabbit Vibrator Review

Front of toy, showing nozzle

Womanizer Enhance Review: All About That Button

It’s spring, and I’m back on here reviewing the Womanizer Enhance! This Womanizer Enhance review looks into a product that’s laser-focused on clitoral stimulation. (Yeah, I’m talking about that button.) This product combines pleasure air clit stimulation with vibration, and the combination is an all-around winner. Let’s take a closer look. First Impressions Womanizer packaging… Read more Womanizer Enhance Review: All About That Button

Sturdy pink and gold box that looks like marble, with an image of the product on a paper wrapper

Le Wand Crystal Yoni Eggs Review

Happy new year, dear readers. I’ve been on a hiatus from the blog, supporting my family through some difficult times, but I’m back and ready to share my Le Wand Crystal Yoni Eggs review with you. Whether you’re aiming to strengthen your pelvic floor, activate your sacral chakra, or enjoy some surreptitious sex toy play,… Read more Le Wand Crystal Yoni Eggs Review

12 days of discovery outer box, purple with a gold heart

Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar Review: 12 Days of Delight

I’ve been reviewing sex toys for a long time now, but this is my first sex toy advent calendar, and I’m thrilled! Lovehoney has multiple sex toy advent calendars available, and I’m reviewing the Indulge, which provides 12 days of fun. I’m going to divide this review into two halves: spoiler-free before the page break,… Read more Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar Review: 12 Days of Delight

Tentacle knot dildo from front

Uncover Creations Tentacle Knot Dildo Review: Knot your average tentacle dildo

Happy November, everyone. Well, it’s not a happy November for me and the people I love in the wake of our most recent American election; in fact, it’s a pretty damn shitty November so far. But in spite of that, I’m out here choosing joy and resistance and continuing to review sex toys. Thus, I’m… Read more Uncover Creations Tentacle Knot Dildo Review: Knot your average tentacle dildo