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Double joy internal arm from side

Maybe Half Joy: Satisfyer Double Joy Review

Happy New Year, folks! I would like to do some 2020 recaps and some 2021 “looking ahead,” but I decided instead to prioritize this review. My Satisfyer Double Joy review has been on the back burner for a while now because…well, because it’s not a positive review, and I didn’t want to end Sexmas with… Read more Maybe Half Joy: Satisfyer Double Joy Review

Satisfyer Pret-a-Porter With Cord

Sucking Doesn’t Suck: The Satisfyer Pressure Wave Lineup Review

If you’ve been anywhere near this blog for a while, or you follow me on Twitter, you may have heard me sing the praises of the Satisfyer Pro Penguin. In fact, I’ve recommended a lot of Satisfyer pressure wave toys over the years: the “pressure wave” air stimulation feels like it’s sucking your clitoris, and… Read more Sucking Doesn’t Suck: The Satisfyer Pressure Wave Lineup Review

Multifun I and II side by side

MultiNotFun: Satisfyer Multifun Review

This Satisfyer Multifun review is not a celebration. No, in the world of hits and misses, the Multifun is a giant miss. This designation of “terrible sex toy” encompasses the Multifun 1 and Multifun 2, so negligibly different as to be practically the same toy, and both full of sadness. This review is a full-on,… Read more MultiNotFun: Satisfyer Multifun Review

Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration in hand

Suck and Shake: A Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Review

I’ve written several reviews of Satisfyer’s newest line of products, including the Pro G-Spot Rabbit and the Pro 4 Couples. Despite my loud and undying love of the Pro Penguin, the new line has left me underwhelmed. Well, I’m pleased to announce that this has changed. My Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration review is filled with… Read more Suck and Shake: A Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Review

Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Review: A Few Steps From Ideal

My Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples review is, sadly, not full of love. The Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples is very close to a wonderful toy, but with a design just this side of ideal. Unfortunately, a few small design issues have a large impact, and this is not a toy that works well for me. Background If… Read more Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Review: A Few Steps From Ideal

Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review: Close, But Not Quite

All right, I finally present to you my Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit review. Satisfyer sent me this toy in exchange for an honest review. I wanted so badly to love this and everything that Satisfyer makes, but unfortunately, this is not a win for me. I like Satisfyer’s suction. I like g-spot stimulation. So where… Read more Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit Review: Close, But Not Quite

Come and Play 2-1, Episode 27: Keep Your Daddy-Dick Away From Me

Episode Summary It’s the first episode of Come and Play’s second season! Kysmet is now a co-host of the podcast, which is exciting for all involved. We talk about the struggles for creative production and sustaining ourselves when the creative well runs dry. We also discuss the difference between self-care and “little” behavior. There’s also… Read more Come and Play 2-1, Episode 27: Keep Your Daddy-Dick Away From Me

Come and Play Episode 26: Don’t Get Head from the DemiGorgon

Episode Summary In Come and Play episode 26, Kysmet rejoins me on the podcast. We talk about two sex toys – well, one sex toy (the Satisfyer Pro Penguin) and one medical kegel aid (the kGoal). This is an in-depth examination and discussion of both devices, but the episode summary doesn’t do it justice. We… Read more Come and Play Episode 26: Don’t Get Head from the DemiGorgon