Christmas may be over, but Sexmas continues! We’re in that period of the year that I’ve taken to calling the Festive Perineum after seeing that term on social media last year. It’s a perfect description for that liminal space between Christmas and New Year’s. Fitting for this period of time, I’m reviewing the Romp Amp,… Read more Romp Amp Review: Sexmas Day Seven
It’s Christmas Eve, and if you celebrate, I hope you’re having a merry one! I’m honoring Day Six of Sexmas with a review of the Romp Riot. This bite-sized bullet packs a powerhouse punch, and that’s about all the alliteration I can handle for one day. Let’s get to it! First Impressions Romp is a… Read more Romp Riot Review: Sexmas Day Six
It’s Day 5 of Sexmas, and I’ve got something special for you all! Today, I have a Lelo comparison: the Sila Cruise vs the Sona 2 Cruise. These are both powerful, top-notch clit stimulators with a lot of similarities, and both would make excellent holiday gifts for yourself or a loved one. Let’s get into… Read more Lelo Comparison Post: Sila Cruise vs. Sona 2 Cruise for Sexmas Day 5
It’s Day 4 of Sexmas, and I’m reviewing the Womanizer OG. Womanizer, the company who popularized the pressure wave “pleasure air” clit stimulating devices, is back with something new. The Womanizer OG is a vibrator that also stimulates the g-spot with air, attempting to do for the g-spot what similar devices do for the clitoris.… Read more Womanizer OG Review – Sexmas Day 4
Welcome to Sexmas Day 3! Today I’m reviewing the Zalo Bess 2, a sex toy that’s actually four (five?) sex toys in one. You all know how much I love versatility, so let’s jump right into it. First Impressions The Bess 2, like Zalo’s other line of vibrators with an Egyptian aesthetic, comes in a… Read more Zalo Bess 2 Review: Sexmas Day 3
Merry Sexmas, everyone! Sexmas is the time of year between Thanksgiving and New Year’s where I post a bunch of sex toy reviews and try to catch up on my backlog before the end of the year. It’s a great time to celebrate all things sex toys, whether you’re buying them for yourself or someone… Read more Womanizer Marilyn Monroe Edition Review: Sexmas Day 2
It’s that time of year, folks. The turkey has been eaten and the dishes have been washed…or at least in my house, piled up to the side to be dealt with later. We don’t have time for DISHES! There are HUGE BLACK FRIDAY SEX TOY SALES! This is a non-exhaustive list of companies that I… Read more Black Friday 2022: Sex Toy Roundup!
It’s the first day of Sexmas! This annual holiday sex toy review-fest is now several years in the making, and I’m starting a bit early this year with Thanksgiving rather than waiting until December. For this first review, I’m taking a look at the Honey Play Box Joi. The Joi is a J-shaped toy combining… Read more Sexmas Day 1: Honey Play Box Joi Review
I was very excited to get the opportunity to review the Eggplant Vibrator from Funzze. While not shaped like an eggplant, this vibrator rocks the eggplant color while also sporting two motors and a flexible shape. While the vibrators themselves could be improved, reviewing this toy was a net positive. Plus, it gives me some… Read more Eggplant Vibrator Review: Not Just An Emoji
Sex toys are getting more unusual in shape and design, and the Lora DiCarlo Baci certainly fits that description. With its strange body design, it doesn’t look like any sex toy I’ve ever used before. Fortunately, it functions really well and makes good use of its strange shape. First Impressions The Baci comes in an… Read more Lora DiCarlo Baci Review: Veni, Vidi, Baci