Holiday

May is National Masturbation Month!

Ladies and gentlemen, the title says it all: today begins National Masturbation Month! This month-long holiday was started in 1995 by the incredible women behind Good Vibrations, and its popularity has been “on the rise” ever since. I think everyone should have a hobby, and masturbation is a good one. I want to see masturbation… Read more May is National Masturbation Month!

I am the world’s worst wrapper of presents.

It’s time to come clean. With the Festivus “Airing of Grievances” yesterday, I’m in the spirit of honesty, and I need to get something off my chest. I’m terrible at wrapping presents. I used to think this was because I was buying the shitty wrapping paper that tears every time you look at it wrong,… Read more I am the world’s worst wrapper of presents.