Year: 2017

Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas

On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent to meeeeeeee…. A Satisfyer Pro 2 ! Wait, that doesn’t rhyme. On the fourth day of Dicksmas, Satisfyer sent for review…. A Satisfyer Pro 2! That one rhymes, even if I have to stretch the scansion a bit. Y’all, I can’t make this fit the song. I’m… Read more Satisfyer Pro 2 Review: The Fourth Day of Dicksmas

Fun Factory Stronic G Review: The Third Day of Dicksmas

This Fun Factory Stronic G review will strike some familiar chords if you have read my other Fun Factory pulsator reviews. The Stronic G further elevates and refines several of the pulsator’s best qualities, while also minimizing some of the aspects I didn’t like as much. There are a few downsides, but overall, this might… Read more Fun Factory Stronic G Review: The Third Day of Dicksmas

Come and Play Episode 26: Don’t Get Head from the DemiGorgon

Episode Summary In Come and Play episode 26, Kysmet rejoins me on the podcast. We talk about two sex toys – well, one sex toy (the Satisfyer Pro Penguin) and one medical kegel aid (the kGoal). This is an in-depth examination and discussion of both devices, but the episode summary doesn’t do it justice. We… Read more Come and Play Episode 26: Don’t Get Head from the DemiGorgon

Come and Play Episode 25 – Horror, Psychopaths, and Kink Ed

Episode Summary In Come and Play episode 25, Kysmet rejoins me on the podcast. We get into that October spirit talking about horror movies and psychological thrillers, including some talk about actual psychopaths and the stigmatization of mental illness in the wake of some of the horrible acts of violence in the United States. It’s… Read more Come and Play Episode 25 – Horror, Psychopaths, and Kink Ed

We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango

I have wanted to do a We-Vibe Tango review for a long time. I’ve heard about the Tango for what feels like years now. Everyone seems to love it. Recently, We-Vibe sent me a Tango in exchange for this honest review, and I’m happy to have finally laid hands on this legendary sex toy. Out… Read more We-Vibe Tango Review: It Only Takes One to Tango

Tantus Echo Super Soft Review: The Echo Bears Repeating!

For this Tantus Echo Super Soft review, I want to talk about how delightful it can be to have nothing super crazy going on. This is a straightforward, lovely dildo, and I’m happy to be writing about it. This will be two dildo reviews in a row, people. I am going to need to switch… Read more Tantus Echo Super Soft Review: The Echo Bears Repeating!

Fun Factory Bouncer Review: I’m Bouncing With Happiness

My Fun Factory Bouncer review is mostly full of praise, because I love so much about this dildo. I had been coming off a couple of “meh” reviews from Fun Factory, and I was feeling bad about it, because I like so many of their toys! I really enjoyed the Stronic Eins and the Bi… Read more Fun Factory Bouncer Review: I’m Bouncing With Happiness